Callouts are a textual representation that appears at the side of the screen, often when the respective Champion activates effects such as a Buff, Debuff, or another ability etc. Callouts commonly originate from the following sources:
- Generic Effects, including:
- FURY, REGENERATION, STUN etc. - Whenever a Champion gains or is inflicted with an effect
- IMMUNE - Whenever a Champion's Immunity prevents an incoming effect
- Champion Abilities and Nodes, for example:
- Summoner Masteries, for example:
- PARRY
- DEXTERITY
Besides these callouts, there are also several conversational, insulting, humorous or other special callouts. The following list will display these callouts, who and what triggers it and if it is a reference from a comic or a movie.
List of Special Callouts[]
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| GOTTA GO FAST | Sometimes after using his SP1 | Catchphrase of Sonic the Hedgehog |
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| HELP ME KILL YOU... | Immortal Hulk Vol 1 #18 |
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| SERPENT: GO FORTH! IN WAR AND SLAUGHTER! |
Synergy with The Serpent |
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| Absorbing Man: OOH... ...A WAR MACHINE! Opponent: ...I DON'T LIKE THAT LOOK IN YOUR EYE |
Gamma Flight #1 |
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| HA! YOU CALL YOURSELVES A POWER COUPLE? |
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| THE STRONGER YOU ARE... THE SOONER YOU DIE! |
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| IT'S MIIIIINE--! | When Cosmic Rod is nullified |
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| ARES IS ENRAGED BY HEALING! | When the opponent Regenerates |
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| I HATE MEDICS! | When the opponent Regenerates |
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| QUIT HEALING, YOU WIMP! | When the opponent Regenerates |
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| HERCULES! YOU DARE SHOW YOUR FACE! |
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| LET US SMOTHER THEM |
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| A ONE-TRICK-PONY SO EASILY COUNTERED |
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| AN AURA OF POWER WHAT WAS ITS COST? |
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| I DON'T LIKE SMALL MINERAL PARTICLES |
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| A FELLOW SCIENTIST YOUR DEFEAT WILL BE INSIGHTFUL |
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| YOUR MIND IS SUPERB ALMOST A MATCH FOR MINE |
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| I'M UNSTOPPABLE ROBOTIC AND METHODICAL AND HONESTLY YOU PROBABLY OUGHT TO GIVE UP 'CAUSE I'M DOWNRIGHT DIABOLICAL |
Spidey and His Amazing Friends (2021) | ![]() ![]()
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| I'M ZOLAAAAA LA LA LA LA LA I'M ZOLAAAAA LA LA LA LA LA |
Spidey and His Amazing Friends (2021) | ![]()
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| A CURSE UPON HIM WHO FIRST CRIES OUT FOR HELP! | Sub-Mariner Vol 1 #4 |
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| EVER HAVE I CHOSEN THE SWORD | Dark Reign: Made Men Vol 1 #1 |
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| FEAR IS SWEETER FLAVORED WITH HOPE! | Fear Itself: The Home Front Vol 1 #4 |
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| KNOW THAT YOU WILL DIE ALONE | |||||
| DO YOU FEEL IN CHARGE? | When the Opponent is Rooted |
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| I HAVE YOU NOW! | When the Opponent is Rooted |
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| I THINK NOT! | When the Opponent is Rooted |
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| JUST AS PLANNED! | When the Opponent is Rooted |
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| LAMB TO THE SLAUGHTER! | When the Opponent is Rooted |
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| NOWHERE TO RUN! | When the Opponent is Rooted |
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| RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU! | When the Opponent is Rooted |
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| YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD! | When the Opponent is Rooted | Catchphrase from Yu-Gi-Oh Trading Card Game |
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| AN UNINSPIRED ATTEMPT! | When the Opponent blocks one of his attacks |
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| COWER! | When the Opponent blocks one of his attacks |
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| I'VE SOLVED YOU! | When the Opponent blocks one of his attacks |
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| JUVENILE TACTICS! | When the Opponent blocks one of his attacks |
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| NO MORE TRICKS! | When the Opponent blocks one of his attacks |
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| PREDICTABLE! | When the Opponent blocks one of his attacks |
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| Captain America: DO YOU EXPECT ME TO TALK, ZEMO? Baron Zemo: NO, CAPTAIN, I EXPECT YOU TO DIE! |
Famous scene from the James Bond film "Goldfinger" |
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| Baron Zemo: STILL PLAYING THE HERO, CAPTAIN? Captain America: AS LONG AS I'M NEEDED, ZEMO |
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| WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? STAB ME? |
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| THE HEIST IS ON! RUNNING OUT OF TIME! THE HEIST IS BACK ON! |
During different intervals of the Heist |
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| CHILD'S PLAY! | When the Heist ends |
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| PLAYTIME'S OVER! | When the Heist ends |
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| YOUR TIME HAS COME... | Against #Villain champions |
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| WELL THIS IS AWKWARD... | Mystic Comics Vol 1 #4 |
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| Alright! Stoodis! | Stoodis is slang for Let's do this. |
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| Alright! Skoden! | Skoden is slang for Let's go then. |
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| qajɛʔačxʷʊt χaɬɛt? | Translates from Sliammon: Are you still angry? |
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| Tay! k̓éwk̓.wet | Translates from Líl̓wat: Hey! Ugly! |
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| núk̓w7antsínlhkan kelh | Translates from Líl̓wat: I will help you |
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| q̓awumstomɛmsəm taθ ɬaxanč. | Translates from Sliammon: You get what you deserve for getting angry so easy. |
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| Chee'ilth: You again? Abomination: I...can't...die! |
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| Sorry Cuz |
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| Hey Victorrrrrrr! | Reference to movie “Smoke Signals |
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| THE MAN WITHOUT FEAR | When Purifying a Fear Debuff |
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| WELCOME TO NEW YORK! |
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| NICE HAMMER I HAVE ONE TOO |
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| Dazzler: WE SHOULD TEAM UP Tigra: MAYBE SOMEDAY... |
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| INSOLENCE! | After using a Heavy attack |
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| THIS WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED! | Astonishing Tales Vol 1 #4 |
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| I DO AS I CHOOSE! | Super-Villain Team-Up Vol 1 #3 |
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| DOLT! | Astonishing Tales Vol 1 #4 |
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| IMBECILE! |
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| Doctor Doom: RICHARDS! Mister Fantastic: DOOM... Doctor Doom: I SALUTE YOUR COURAGE A PITY YOU HAVE NOT THE POWER TO MATCH IT! Mister Fantastic: LET'S SETTLE THIS... |
Fantastic Four Vol 1 #86 |
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| Doctor Doom: THAT SHELL! WHAT IS IT? Namor: THE SEA HORN! DO NOT USE IT! Doctor Doom: DOOM TOOTS AS HE PLEASES! TOOT! HA-HA! I AM MASTER OF THE WORLD! |
A meme created from a story in Spidey Super Stories #53 |
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| NOT LIKE THIS! | When Squirrel Girl uses her SP1 | Marvel Super-Heroes Vol 2 #8 The Coming of... Squirrel Girl! |
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| WRETCHED RODENTS! | When Squirrel Girl uses her SP1 | Marvel Super-Heroes Vol 2 #8 The Coming of... Squirrel Girl! |
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| DOOM WILL NEVER BE DEFEATED! | When Squirrel Girl uses her SP1 | Marvel Super-Heroes Vol 2 #8 The Coming of... Squirrel Girl! |
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| INTOLERABLE! | When Squirrel Girl uses her SP1 | Marvel Super-Heroes Vol 2 #8 The Coming of... Squirrel Girl! |
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| FOR EVERY ONE I FLING AWAY A DOZEN MORE VEX ME! |
When Squirrel Girl uses her SP1 | Marvel Super-Heroes Vol 2 #8 The Coming of... Squirrel Girl! |
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| SHHH | Sometimes after using a SP | Avengers: Infinity War (film) | unconfirmed callout, might not exist | ||
| LIVE WITH YOUR OWN FAILURE | After starting a Harvest |
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| CUP CHECK | After using SP1 |
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| RUDE I | Being hit duting the SP2 dance |
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| SCAB POWER | When regenerating |
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| I AM GROOT ! |
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| SORRY EH |
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| <SUPERIOR TARGET DETECTED> | When fighting a Cosmic or Combined champion, indicates Class disadvantage |
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| <TRIVIAL TARGET DETECTED> | When fighting a Mutant champion, indicates Class Bonus |
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| <CODE:>MOGARIP101</> | When Guillotine 2099 reaches a low health threshold | Mogarip is the name of the first spirit from the book The Little Book of Black Venus |
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| <CODE:>AMABOSAR102</> | When Guillotine 2099 reaches a low health threshold | Amabosar is the name of the second spirit from the book The Little Book of Black Venus |
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| <CODE:>FALKAROTH105</> | When Guillotine 2099 reaches a low health threshold | Falkaroth is the name of the fifth spirit from the book The Little Book of Black Venus |
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| <CODE:>PHUL201</> | When Guillotine 2099 reaches a low health threshold | Phul is an Olympian spirit |
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| <CODE:>BETHOR203</> | When Guillotine 2099 reaches a low health threshold | Bethor is an Olympian spirit |
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| <CODE:>OPHIEL205</> | When Guillotine 2099 reaches a low health threshold | Ophiel is an Olympian spirit |
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| <CODE:>GALAS301</> | When Guillotine 2099 reaches a low health threshold | Galaas is one of seven angels from the Sigillum Dei |
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| <CODE:>HORLWN303</> | When Guillotine 2099 reaches a low health threshold | Horlwn is one of seven angels from the Sigillum Dei |
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| <CODE:>THAOTH305</> | When Guillotine 2099 reaches a low health threshold | Thaaoth is one of seven angels from the Sigillum Dei |
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| <CODE:>AAOTH306</> | When Guillotine 2099 reaches a low health threshold | Aaoth is one of seven angels from the Sigillum Dei |
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| <I AM THE BETTER ROBOT> |
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| YOU LOOK LIKE WAR MACHINE IN A HOODIE | Unbelievable Gwenpool #22 |
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| DO I HAVE A NAME? |
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| THOU WILL GO FROM HERO TO ZERO |
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| I FACE AN UNNECESSARY FOE |
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| THOU CALLS THYSELF A HERO!? |
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| FIGHT ME COWARD! |
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| TIME FOR RIGHTEOUS SMITING | Iron Man Vol 1 #278 |
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| YOU, ME, HERE, NOW! | Marvel Team-Up Vol 1 #28 |
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| CALM THYSELF MORTAL THY LIFE HAS NOT ENDED YET |
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| WHO'S THY DADDY NOW? | Herc Vol 1 #2 |
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| THY ROD IS THY IDENTITY |
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| MUST THOU LEAVETH A FUR TRAIL? |
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| THOU ARE PICKED ONLY FOR THY CRITS |
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| PHYSICIAN! BAH, I TRUST YOU NOT | Daredevil Vol 1 #156 |
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| DOTH THOU HAVE NO NOSE? |
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| THOU BRINGS A GUN TO A FIST FIGHT |
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| THY PHASE IS A COWARDS WAY OUT | When Ghost is phasing |
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| YOUR REALM HAS NO HOLD ON ME |
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| ART THOU A SQUEAKY TOY?! |
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| SPIN TO WIN! | After using his SP2 |
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| THY VOICE OFFENDS ME! | Tales to Astonish Vol 1 #79 |
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| DIDST THOU JUST FART!? |
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| THY STENCH IS UNBEARABLE |
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| THOU ART AN UGLY ONE... |
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| THOU REALLY CALLS THIS A FIGHT? |
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| LESS TALKING, MORE FIGHTING | Hercules Vol 3 #3 |
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| NINJAS!? I LOVE NINJAS, TO PUNCH I MEAN |
Hercules Vol 1 #9 |
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| HAST THOU NOT A HAMMER? USE IT | Mighty Thor Vol 1 #407 |
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| WHATEVER THOR CANST DO I CANST DO MORE MIGHTILY! | Champions Vol 1 #1 |
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| I'M IMMORTAL, BUT THE JURY'S OUT ON WHAT YOU ARE... | Wolverine/Hercules: Myths, Monsters & Mutants Vol 1 #1 |
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| HULK SMASH ! | When Hulk reaches a low health threshold |
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| HULK IS GETTING ANGRY | When gaining 10 Fury Passives |
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| Hulk: REMEMBER TEDDY, GAMMA IS BAD Hulkling: YES SIR |
Hulk Vol 3 #7 |
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| YOU NEED A BREATH MINT... |
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| Hulkling: HI HONEY! Wiccan: NO HARD FEELINGS, RIGHT? Hulkling: JUST DON'T EXPECT ME TO TAKE IT EASY |
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| I AM A PLAYBOY, BILLIONAIRE... CELEBRITY!! |
Phase 4 |
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| I'LL END YOU IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!! |
Phase 4 |
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| IT'S NOT OVER... I CAN STILL... ANNIHILATE YOU! |
Phase 4 |
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| YOU CAN'T KILL ME I'M A GOD!! |
Phase 4 |
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| GOTCHA | Phase 4, when landing SP1 |
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| HAHAHA!! | Phase 4, when landing SP1 |
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| PATHETIC... | Phase 4, when landing SP1 | ||||
| YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT | Phase 4, when landing SP1 |
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| THE KING OF SPACE SHALL BE DETHRONED |
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| Iron Man: I WILL FIX THIS. Opponent: PLEASE DON'T. Iron Man: I WILL. I PROMISE. |
Infamous Iron Man #1 |
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| AH. A CHEAP SCIENTIST USING CHEAP SCIENCE. |
Infamous Iron Man #1 |
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| OW... OH, MAN... RIGHT IN THE PUMPKIN SEEDS. | Venom (Vol.2) #12 |
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| HOW'S THE FAMILY, EUGENE? STILL KICKING? |
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| IS IT HOT IN HERE? OR IS IT JUST ME? |
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| FEELING... DELIRIOUS? | When about to inflict Delirium |
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| IT'S TIME TO BE SMART AND SWIFT AND VIOLENT |
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| NICE TRY! NO STUN FOR YOU! |
When Juggernaut prevents a Stun |
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| I'M THE JUGGERNAUT! | Uncanny X-Men Vol 1 #217 |
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| NOBODY CAN BEAT ME! | Uncanny X-Men Vol 1 #217 |
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| Juggernaut: SO, DEAR BROTHER! WE MEET AGAIN! Professor X: IT'S TRUE! CAIN MARKO HAS BECOME A HUMAN...JUGGERNAUT! |
X-Men #12 |
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| JUST A LITTLE MORE.... | When Kindred has 20% Health left |
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| YOU THINK YOU'VE WON...? | When Kindred has 5% Health left |
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| Kindred: CRAWLING IN MY SKIN Vox: THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL |
Crawling by Linkin Park |
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| WHY ARE YOU SO INVESTED IN THIS, STARK? |
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| PROFESSOR XAVIER, YOU'RE A JERK | Uncanny X-Men #168 |
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| MAY THE BEST KITTY WIN! |
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| PISS OFF GHOST! | Thor: Ragnarok (film) |
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| I KNEW YOU WOULD COME BACK TO ME. |
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| Loki: FEELING THIRSTY, CREEL? Absorbing Man: YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY, RUNT? |
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| BUFFOON ! | Hitting into his block |
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| MORON ! | Hitting into his block |
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| PEA-BRAIN ! | Hitting into his block |
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| SIMPLETON ! | Hitting into his block |
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| IDIOT ! | Hitting into his block |
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| BE SILENT ! | After his SP1 |
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| SILENCE ! | After his SP1 |
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| AH HA HA HA ! |
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| KILL ! KILL ! |
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| DIE ! |
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| TIN CAN ! |
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| FRY ! | After using his Heavy Attack |
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| BURN ! | After using his Heavy Attack |
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| FEEL MY POWER ! | After using his SP3 |
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| SCIENCE RULES ! | Fighting against a Science champion | Bill Nye The Science Guy |
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| I AM SCIENCE ! | |||||
| UGH... | Fighting against a Skill two times in a row. |
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| OAF ! | Fighting against a Skill two times in a row. |
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| USELESS... | Fighting against a Skill two times in a row. |
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| ALIEN ! |
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| CREATURE ! |
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| UNACCEPTABULL ! | When pausing Debuffs using the Rintrah Synergy |
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| OOOOO SPOOKY! |
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| THAT COSMIC SEED... IS OUT OF THIS WORLD! |
When fighting a Cosmic Seed Herald | ||||
| THERE IS NO GOOD THAT I CAN'T CORRUPT | Possibly when he converts Light Energy into Dark Energy | Dark Reign: Mister Negative Vol 1 #3 |
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| I PROPOSE A TOAST TO EVIL.. |
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| YOU'VE GIVEN YOURSELF TO FORCES DARKER THAN I... |
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| THERE'S NO REASON TO FIGHT, MISTER HOOD |
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| SORRY SWEETHEART | After Rogue uses her SP1 |
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| A TEMPORARY SETBACK! | When his helmet breaks. |
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| MERELY A CRACK! | When his helmet breaks. |
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| PETULANT FOOL! | When his helmet breaks. |
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| DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING? |
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| KNOW MY NAME AND FEAR I AM ONSLAUGHT |
Marvel vs. Capcom: Clash of Super Heroes (1998) |
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| Photon: HEY, LOOK, IT'S CAPTAIN MARVEL! Captain Marvel: GIMME A BREAK! YOU HAVE LIKE FIFTEEN CODENAMES! Photon: WARBIRD? BINARY? Captain Marvel: ...TOUCHÉ |
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| Photon: LIGHT POWERS, HUH ARE YOU SKILLED? Dazzler: I'M AN EXPERT BASICALLY A DOCTOR OF LIGHT |
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| Photon: YOU LOOK... DIFFERENT Galan: I FOUND ANOTHER WAY Photon: I LIKE IT |
Ultimates (2016) #2 |
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| Photon: AREN'T WE ON THE SAME TEAM?? Ronin: WHO ARE YOU AGAIN? Photon: SORRY, SAME COSTUME DIFFERENT SWORDSMAN |
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| KAPOW | When the Legendary Boost Card is activated. |
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| KABLOOEY | When the Legendary Boost Card is activated. |
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| WHAM | When the Legendary Boost Card is activated. |
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| WE ARE THE NEW GODS | House of X | ||||
| WE ARE THE FUTURE | House of X | ||||
| YOU HAVE NEW GODS NOW | House of X | ||||
| AN EVOLUTIONARY INEVITABILITY. THE EARTH'S TRUE INHERITORS. |
House of X |
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| SUCH A BRAVE FACE... ...BUT THERE'S FEAR IN YOUR MIND |
House of X #3 |
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| WHILE YOU SLEPT… THE WORLD CHANGED | House of X #6 | ||||
| Professor X: WE LIVE AND DIE WITH THIS. Magneto: THEN I WILL DIE FOR IT. |
House of X | ![]()
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| FAIR WARNING: I HAD PREP TIME |
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| I'M MORE OF A MAHJONG TYPE GUY |
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| Prowler: YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'VE SEEN A GHOST Miles Morales: ... |
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| TOO FAST FOR YOU? |
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| TOO SLOW |
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| YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD! | When expiring stacks of Whiplash will result in a K.O. |
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| Quicksilver: YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD! Deadpool: NANI?! |
When expiring stacks of Whiplash will result in a K.O. | Popular meme originating from manga series Hokuto no Ken |
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| NO ONE COULD HAVE SURVIVED THAT! | When the opponent survives after the previous callout |
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| Rogue: GUESS WHAT. IT'S LATER! Spiral: RIGHT YOU ARE-- SUGAR. |
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| SORRY BOUT THAT BUD | After Wrath of Tanaraq |
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| Shathra: TELL ME... ARE YOU ONE OF UZZ? Peni Parker: HECK NO! |
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| Shathra: TELL ME... ARE YOU ONE OF UZZ? Silk: NO, I WON'T GET CAUGHT IN YOUR WEB |
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| Shathra: TELL ME... ARE YOU ONE OF UZZ? Spider-Gwen: I'M NOT PART OF THAT HIVEMIND |
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| Shathra: TELL ME... ARE YOU ONE OF UZZ? Spider-Ham: I THOUGHT I TOLD THE JOKES! |
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| Shathra: TELL ME... ARE YOU ONE OF UZZ? Spider-Man: NOPE, I'M YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD SPIDER-MAN! |
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| Shathra: TELL ME... ARE YOU ONE OF UZZ? Spider-Man: NO, DEFINITELY NOT |
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| Shathra: TELL ME... ARE YOU ONE OF UZZ? Spider-Man: NO. AND PLEASE DON'T PLANT YOUR EGGS IN ME |
Avengers: Infinity War (film) - "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Please don't put your eggs in me!" | ||||
| Shathra: TELL ME... ARE YOU ONE OF UZZ? Spider-Man: THE WEB OF FATE SAYS NO |
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| Shathra: TELL ME... ARE YOU ONE OF UZZ? Spider-Man: I'M NOT THAT CORRUPT |
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| Shathra: TELL ME... ARE YOU ONE OF UZZ? Spider-Man 2099: WHO DO YOU THINK I AM? |
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| Shathra: TELL ME... ARE YOU ONE OF UZZ? Spider-Punk: I'M NOT PART OF ANY REGIME |
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| NEED SOME THERAPY, SWEET PEA? | After inflicting many Trauma Debuffs |
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| POINT OF ORDER! | When the opponent Purifies her Debuffs |
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| Opponent: I'M ONLY SOLID WHEN I WANT TO BE She-Hulk: WHO SAYS I WANT YOU SOLID? Opponent: FILTHY WITCH! |
When the opponent gains Untouchable | ![]()
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| SHE'S ALMOST AS GOOD AT KICKING BUTT AS I AM |
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| Both: NICE GAUNTLETS |
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| Silk: YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS... Black Cat: NOBODY DOUBLE-CROSSES ME! |
Silk Vol 2 #10 |
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| Silk: 10 YEARS, SO MUCH HAS CHANGED Spider-Man: WAIT 'TILL YOU SEE RENT PRICES |
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| SPIDER-SENSE IS TINGLING | After his Evade cooldown has expired |
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| IT'S SHOWTIME! | When there are 10 Porker Popper's applied |
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| WHAT'S UP, DOC? | Cartoon Catchphrase of Bugs Bunny |
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| IF IT ISN'T CAPTAIN OVEN MITT |
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| WHEN WILL YOU LEARN, CRAZY QUILT? |
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| Spider-Man: JJJ ACTUALLY LIKES YOU? Silk: I'M AS CONFUSED AS YOU |
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| NAP TIME! |
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| SMOKE BOMB! SMOKE BOMB WITH A KICK! |
Avengers: Infinity War (film) - "Magic! More Magic! Magic with a kick!" |
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| SAY CHEESE! | After using his Flashbang gadget |
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| LEMON FRESH SCENT! | After using his Web foam gadget |
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| WHAT'S CRACKIN' QUENTIN? |
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| Spider-Man: NEED A BREAK? Mysterio: BLASTED SPIDER! |
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| MORE LIKE SINISTER SUCKS! |
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| EUGH, GROSS! |
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| SHOOOOOOOCKEEEEEEEEEEER! YOUUUUU CAN'T ESCAPE MEEEEE! |
Spider-Man: The Animated Series |
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| BE SHARP, PUNK!! |
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| JAM OUT!! |
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| LET'S GO PUNK!! |
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| PUNK! PUNK! PUNK! |
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| ROCK THEIR EARS OFF, PUNK! |
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| ROCK THEIR WORLD, PUNK! |
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| ROCK THEM OUT OF THIS WORLD! |
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| TAKE THEM DOWN!! |
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| WOOOOOOOO!!! |
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| YEAAHH!!!! |
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| ARE YOUR EARS RINGING YET? | After SP2 |
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| FULL COMBO!! | After SP2 |
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| YOU ROCK!! | After SP2 |
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| Spider-Punk: HOBIE? Prowler: HOBIE! |
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| THAT'S A DRONE INNIT? |
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| REMEMBER MILES, USE YOUR PALMS, NOT YOUR FINGERS | Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (film) |
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| I WEAR HIS SINS LIKA A SHROUD!! I AM SPIRAL! I AM THE TIME DANCER OF DEATH! |
X-Factor Annual #7 | ![]()
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| MY DRILL IS THE ONE THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS! | Gurren Lagann (anime) |
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| TIPPY ATTACK! TIPPY COME BACK! |
When she knocks an opponent down (tippy attack) After the Tippy Toe meter has expired (tippy come back) |
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| DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING? |
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| I WILL NOT BE THWARTED! |
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| HA, MY ARMOR IS SHINIER! | Against #Metal champions |
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| HAHAHA |
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| MISS ME? | |||||
| WE HAVE UNFINISHED BUSINESS... |
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| KILLING YOU LIKE THIS IS ALMOST MEANINGLESS | X-Force Vol 3 #14 |
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| MAYBE I SHOULD MEDIUM ATTACK | When performing a Light-ending combo without active Superior Buffs |
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| FINE - I'LL DO IT MYSELF | Avengers: Age of Ultron (film) |
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| THIS DOES PUT A SMILE ON MY FACE | Avengers: Infinity War (film) |
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| YOU COULD NOT LIVE WITH YOUR OWN FAILURE | Avengers: Endgame (film) |
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| MY MISTRESS LIKES A STEADY HARVEST | During SP2 |
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| ... TOO MUCH LOVE IN MY HEART |
During SP2 |
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| THIS WORLD IS MINE NOW! |
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| The Serpent: HE SEALED YOU AWAY TOO? Hela: DADDY DEAREST LOVES HIS SECRETS |
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| IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME! | After SP3 | Thing's Catchphrase |
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| Titania: THIS TIME YOU'RE MINE! She-Hulk: WILL YOU GIVE IT UP ALREADY? |
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| I'LL COOK THESE ASTRAL EGGS OVER EASY |
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| TASTE THE SUUUN! | "history of the entire world, i guess" by popular YouTube musician, Bill Wurtz |
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| THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER! | "history of the entire world, i guess" by popular YouTube musician, Bill Wurtz |
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| Vision: HAVE YOU PACKED A LUNCH? Viv Vision: FATHER, I DO NOT EAT |
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| Both: HELLO SISTER. |
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| WHERE'S THAT DAMN 4TH CHAOS EMERALD? | Popular line from the game "Shadow the Hedgehog" |
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| IF THE WORLD CHOOSES TO BECOME MY ENEMY I WILL FIGHT LIKE I ALWAYS HAVE |
Line spoken by Shadow from the 2006 game "Sonic the Hedgehog" |
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| FORGIVE ME! I'LL GO ALL OUT! JUST THIS ONCE! |
Popular meme |
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| SWORD ART: THIRSTING BLADE DARK EXCALIBUR: MEGA-GENESIS! |
Weapon in Dimension20's "The Unsleeping City: Chapter 2" campaign |
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| YOU'VE ONLY SEEN 42% OF MY POWER |
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| YOU'VE ONLY SEEN 75% OF MY POWER |
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| THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM! | Popular meme, often falsely associated with Dragon Ball Z |
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| WHILE YOU WERE SPAMMING GLOBAL.. I WAS STUDYING THE BLADE |
Popular meme copypasta | ||||
| TELEPORTS BEHIND YOU | Popular meme loosely originating from Shonen anime | ||||
| LIVING ON THE EDGE! | When consuming Degenerations with minimal remaining duration |
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| ABSOLUTE EDGELORD! | When consuming Degenerations with minimal remaining duration |
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| 666 OMG! | After 666 combo hits |
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| I HAVE JUST BEGUN | Death of Inhumans #1 |
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| JOIN OR DIE! | Death of Inhumans #1 |
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| DID NEW ARCTILAN NOT HAVE MIRRORS? |
Death of Inhumans #2 |
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| REMEMBER WHAT I TAUGHT YOU, EMIL | Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (film) |
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| NEED A HAND? | Avengers: Infinity War (film) |
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List of Spider-Ham's Jokes[]
If, during a fight, Spider-Ham is dashing back and blocking two time in a row, a special callout is triggered, called "The Setup". When this is triggered and the game is paused, the setup of a joke can be read. After using a Special 2 attack, another callout is triggered, called "The Punchline". When the game is paused at this moment, the punchline of the joke can be read. The following list will collect these jokes.
| The Setup | The Punchline | Opponent(s) |
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| Ever wonder why I never play sports? | I Hog the Ball. | |
| Have you ever thought about getting dinner with a pig? | Nothing like Swine Dining. | |
| Want to know what my favorite quest reward is? | Rank 6 Pignature stones. | |
| Want to know when my next movie is? | You'll have to sit through the credits first. | |
| Want to hear a dirty joke? | A white horse falling in the mud. | |
| Want to know how I got so good with Technology? | I spent a lot of time on the web. | |
| What do you call it when I pop out of a crystal? | Pulled Pork. | |
| What does a clown that fixes cars and this ability have in common? | Both are Joke Mechanics. | |
| What's brown and sticky? | A stick. | |
| What time of year are you most likely to see a Whale? | Around July 4th. | |
| You'd do anything to protect that Carina girl, huh? | Sheesh. Talk about costing an arm and a leg. | |
| How do you tell if a vampire is sick? | Check if they're coffin. | |
| Ever notice how this guy has 3 legs? | Wait no, that's just a crutch. | |
| I gotta ask, it's really killing me. | Is every date for you technically a blind date? | |
| I think you lost your funny bone. | Must have popped out when you broke that wall over there. | |
| You know what you could use? | Some Pigmentation. | |
| Is it Halloween already? | That's when the let you out of your Cage, right? | |
| Oh man, don't even get me started with this guy. | I could pour soup in your lap, and you'd probably apologize to me! | |
| 2099? Really? | Look I know your name was taken, but adding a bunch of numbers to the end is just lazy. | |
| Why don't eggs tell jokes? | They crack up too easily. | |
| You know I have my own secret karate move... | I call it the Pork Chop. | |
| Wait a second. Something isn't right here... | Shouldn't you being fighting a bunch of turtles? | |
| God of Mischief? Well I don't mean to be rude, but... | Low-key, I'm not impressed. | |
| I know you must get this a lot. But I have to ask... | Who's your Dentist? | |
| What do you get when you cross the ruler of Atlantis with a crime fighting Pig? | Hogwash. | |
| Hey it's the Big Boss! Wait, You're a hero? | But where's your super suit? | |
| How do you stop a Rhino from charging? | Cancel his Credit Card. | |
| I was going to make a joke about staring into your eyes, but frankly... | It'd be too on the nose. | |
| Ever wonder why we're so good at comebacks? | Because with great power comes great response ability. | |
| What does your love life and grand plan have in common? | The other half always disappears. | |
| Before you ask. NO. | I will NOT mud wrestle with you. | |
| What do you call a mutant with no powers? | Useless. | #X-Men |





















































































































































































































































































































