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Callouts are a textual representation that appears at the side of the screen, often when the respective Champion activates effects such as a Buff, Debuff, or another ability etc. Callouts commonly originate from the following sources:

  • Generic Effects, including:
    • FURY, REGENERATION, STUN etc. - Whenever a Champion gains or is inflicted with an effect
    • IMMUNE - Whenever a Champion's Immunity prevents an incoming effect
  • Champion Abilities and Nodes, for example:
    • Black Widow (Claire Voyant) portrait CURSE OF BLOOD
    • Human Torch portrait FLAME ON!
    • Symbiote Supreme portrait CHTHON'S CUNNING
  • Summoner Masteries, for example:
    • PARRY
    • DEXTERITY

Besides these callouts, there are also several conversational, insulting, humorous or other special callouts. The following list will display these callouts, who and what triggers it and if it is a reference from a comic or a movie.

List of Special Callouts[]

Champion Opponent Callout Trigger Reference Screenshot(s)
Abomination (Immortal) portrait *ACK* Abomination (Immortal) callout 01
Abomination (Immortal) portrait GOTTA GO FAST Sometimes after using his SP1 Catchphrase of Sonic the Hedgehog Abomination (Immortal) callout 03
Abomination (Immortal) portrait HELP ME KILL YOU... Immortal Hulk Vol 1 #18 Abomination (Immortal) callout 02
Absorbing Man portrait SERPENT: GO FORTH!
IN WAR AND SLAUGHTER!
Synergy with The Serpent Absorbing Man (The Serpent) callout 01
Absorbing Man portrait Hulkbuster portraitIron Man (Infamous) portraitSuperior Iron Man portraitWar Machine portrait Absorbing Man: OOH...
...A WAR MACHINE!
Opponent: ...I DON'T LIKE THAT LOOK IN YOUR EYE
Gamma Flight #1 Absorbing Man - Hulkbuster callout 01
Absorbing Man portrait Luke Cage portrait HA!
YOU CALL YOURSELVES A POWER COUPLE?
Absorbing Man - Luke Cage callout 01
Absorbing Man portrait Thor (Jane Foster) portrait THE STRONGER YOU ARE...
THE SOONER YOU DIE!
Absorbing Man - Thor (Jane Foster) callout 01
Annihilus portrait IT'S MIIIIINE--! When Cosmic Rod is nullified Annihilus callout 01
Ares portrait ARES IS ENRAGED BY HEALING! When the opponent Regenerates Ares callout 01
Ares portrait I HATE MEDICS! When the opponent Regenerates Ares callout 02
Ares portrait QUIT HEALING, YOU WIMP! When the opponent Regenerates Ares callout 03
Ares portrait Hercules portrait HERCULES! YOU DARE SHOW YOUR FACE! Ares - Hercules callout 01
Arnim Zola portrait LET US SMOTHER THEM Arnim Zola callout 01
Arnim Zola portrait Cyclops (New Xavier School) portrait A ONE-TRICK-PONY
SO EASILY COUNTERED
Arnim Zola - Cyclops callout 01
Arnim Zola portrait Doctor Doom portraitIron Man (Infamous) portrait AN AURA OF POWER
WHAT WAS ITS COST?
Arnim Zola - Doctor Doom callout 01
Arnim Zola portrait Dust portrait I DON'T LIKE
SMALL MINERAL PARTICLES
...
Arnim Zola - Dust callout 02
Arnim Zola portrait Mister Sinister portrait A FELLOW SCIENTIST
YOUR DEFEAT WILL BE INSIGHTFUL
Arnim Zola - Mister Sinister callout 01
Arnim Zola portrait Professor X portrait YOUR MIND IS SUPERB
ALMOST A MATCH FOR MINE
Arnim Zola - Professor X callout 01
Arnim Zola portrait Spider-Gwen portraitSpider-Man (Classic) portraitSpider-Man (Miles Morales) portrait I'M UNSTOPPABLE
ROBOTIC AND METHODICAL
AND HONESTLY
YOU PROBABLY OUGHT TO GIVE UP
'CAUSE I'M DOWNRIGHT DIABOLICAL
Spidey and His Amazing Friends (2021) Arnim Zola - Spider-Man callout 01Arnim Zola - Spider-Man callout 02Arnim Zola - Spider-Man callout 03
Arnim Zola portrait Spider-Gwen portraitSpider-Man (Classic) portraitSpider-Man (Miles Morales) portrait I'M ZOLAAAAA
LA LA LA LA LA
I'M ZOLAAAAA
LA LA LA LA LA
Spidey and His Amazing Friends (2021) Arnim Zola - Spider-Gwen callout 01Arnim Zola - Spider-Gwen callout 02
Attuma portrait A CURSE UPON HIM WHO FIRST CRIES OUT FOR HELP! Sub-Mariner Vol 1 #4 Attuma callout 03
Attuma portrait EVER HAVE I CHOSEN THE SWORD Dark Reign: Made Men Vol 1 #1 Attuma callout 01
Attuma portrait FEAR IS SWEETER FLAVORED WITH HOPE! Fear Itself: The Home Front Vol 1 #4 Attuma callout 02
Attuma portrait KNOW THAT YOU WILL DIE ALONE
Baron Zemo portrait DO YOU FEEL IN CHARGE? When the Opponent is Rooted Baron Zemo callout 01
Baron Zemo portrait I HAVE YOU NOW! When the Opponent is Rooted Baron Zemo callout 09
Baron Zemo portrait I THINK NOT! When the Opponent is Rooted Baron Zemo callout 10
Baron Zemo portrait JUST AS PLANNED! When the Opponent is Rooted Baron Zemo callout 05
Baron Zemo portrait LAMB TO THE SLAUGHTER! When the Opponent is Rooted Baron Zemo callout 06
Baron Zemo portrait NOWHERE TO RUN! When the Opponent is Rooted Baron Zemo callout 04
Baron Zemo portrait RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU! When the Opponent is Rooted Baron Zemo callout 07
Baron Zemo portrait YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD! When the Opponent is Rooted Catchphrase from Yu-Gi-Oh Trading Card Game Baron Zemo callout 08
Baron Zemo portrait AN UNINSPIRED ATTEMPT! When the Opponent blocks one of his attacks Baron Zemo callout 12
Baron Zemo portrait COWER! When the Opponent blocks one of his attacks Baron Zemo callout 13
Baron Zemo portrait I'VE SOLVED YOU! When the Opponent blocks one of his attacks Baron Zemo callout 11
Baron Zemo portrait JUVENILE TACTICS! When the Opponent blocks one of his attacks Baron Zemo callout 03
Baron Zemo portrait NO MORE TRICKS! When the Opponent blocks one of his attacks Baron Zemo callout 14
Baron Zemo portrait PREDICTABLE! When the Opponent blocks one of his attacks Baron Zemo callout 02
Baron Zemo portrait Captain America (Infinity War) portrait Captain America: DO YOU EXPECT ME TO TALK, ZEMO?
Baron Zemo: NO, CAPTAIN, I EXPECT YOU TO DIE!
Famous scene from the James Bond film "Goldfinger" Baron Zemo - Captain America (Infinity War) callout 02
Baron Zemo portrait Captain America (Infinity War) portrait Baron Zemo: STILL PLAYING THE HERO, CAPTAIN?
Captain America: AS LONG AS I'M NEEDED, ZEMO
Baron Zemo - Captain America (Infinity War) callout 01
Black Bolt portrait Vox portrait WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
STAB ME?
Black Bolt - Vox callout 01
Black Cat portrait THE HEIST IS ON!
RUNNING OUT OF TIME!
THE HEIST IS BACK ON!
During different intervals of the Heist Black Cat callout 01 Black Cat callout 02 Black Cat callout 03
Black Cat portrait CHILD'S PLAY! When the Heist ends Black Cat callout 04
Black Cat portrait PLAYTIME'S OVER! When the Heist ends Black Cat callout 05
Black Widow (Claire Voyant) portrait YOUR TIME HAS COME... Against #Villain champions Black Widow (Claire Voyant) callout 01
Black Widow (Claire Voyant) portrait Mephisto portrait WELL THIS IS AWKWARD... Mystic Comics Vol 1 #4 Black Widow (Claire Voyant) - Mephisto callout 01
Chee'ilth portrait Alright! Stoodis! Stoodis is slang for Let's do this. Chee'ilth callout 01
Chee'ilth portrait Alright! Skoden! Skoden is slang for Let's go then. Chee'ilth callout 02
Chee'ilth portrait qajɛʔačxʷʊt χaɬɛt? Translates from Sliammon: Are you still angry? Chee'ilth callout 03
Chee'ilth portrait Tay! k̓éwk̓.wet Translates from Líl̓wat: Hey! Ugly! Chee'ilth callout 04
Chee'ilth portrait núk̓w7antsínlhkan kelh Translates from Líl̓wat: I will help you Chee'ilth callout 05
Chee'ilth portrait q̓awumstomɛmsəm taθ ɬaxanč. Translates from Sliammon: You get what you deserve for getting angry so easy. Chee'ilth callout 06
Chee'ilth portrait Abomination (Immortal) portrait Chee'ilth: You again?
Abomination: I...can't...die!
Chee'ilth - Abomination (Immortal) callout 01
Chee'ilth portrait Dani Moonstar portrait Sorry Cuz Chee'ilth - Dani Moonstar callout 01
Chee'ilth portrait Doctor Doom portrait Hey Victorrrrrrr! Reference to movie “Smoke Signals Chee'ilth - Doctor Doom callout 01
Daredevil (Classic) portraitDaredevil (Hell's Kitchen) portrait The Serpent portrait THE MAN WITHOUT FEAR When Purifying a Fear Debuff Daredevil (Hell's Kitchen) - The Serpent callout 01
Dazzler portrait Daredevil (Hell's Kitchen) portrait WELCOME TO NEW YORK! Dazzler - Daredevil callout 01
Dazzler portrait Thor (Jane Foster) portrait NICE HAMMER
I HAVE ONE TOO
Dazzler - Thor callout 01
Dazzler portrait Tigra portrait Dazzler: WE SHOULD TEAM UP
Tigra: MAYBE SOMEDAY...
Dazzler - Tigra callout 01
Doctor Doom portrait INSOLENCE! After using a Heavy attack Doom callout 02
Doctor Doom portrait THIS WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED! Astonishing Tales Vol 1 #4 Doom callout 05
Doctor Doom portrait I DO AS I CHOOSE! Super-Villain Team-Up Vol 1 #3 Doom callout 01
Doctor Doom portrait DOLT! Astonishing Tales Vol 1 #4 Doom callout 03
Doctor Doom portrait IMBECILE! Doom callout 06
Doctor Doom portrait Mister Fantastic portrait Doctor Doom: RICHARDS!
Mister Fantastic: DOOM...
Doctor Doom: I SALUTE YOUR COURAGE
A PITY YOU HAVE NOT THE POWER TO MATCH IT!
Mister Fantastic: LET'S SETTLE THIS...
Fantastic Four Vol 1 #86 Doom - Mister Fantastic callout 03 Doom - Mister Fantastic callout 04 Doom - Mister Fantastic callout 05 Doom - Mister Fantastic callout 02 Doom - Mister Fantastic callout 01
Doctor Doom portrait Namor portrait Doctor Doom: THAT SHELL! WHAT IS IT?
Namor: THE SEA HORN! DO NOT USE IT!
Doctor Doom: DOOM TOOTS AS HE PLEASES!
TOOT!
HA-HA! I AM MASTER OF THE WORLD!
A meme created from a story in Spidey Super Stories #53 Doom - Namor callout 01 Doom - Namor callout 02 Doom - Namor callout 03 Doom - Namor callout 04 Doom - Namor callout 05
Doctor Doom portrait Squirrel Girl portrait NOT LIKE THIS! When Squirrel Girl uses her SP1 Marvel Super-Heroes Vol 2 #8 The Coming of... Squirrel Girl! Doom - Squirrel Girl callout 04
Doctor Doom portrait Squirrel Girl portrait WRETCHED RODENTS! When Squirrel Girl uses her SP1 Marvel Super-Heroes Vol 2 #8 The Coming of... Squirrel Girl! Doom - Squirrel Girl callout 02
Doctor Doom portrait Squirrel Girl portrait DOOM WILL NEVER BE DEFEATED! When Squirrel Girl uses her SP1 Marvel Super-Heroes Vol 2 #8 The Coming of... Squirrel Girl! Doom - Squirrel Girl callout 01
Doctor Doom portrait Squirrel Girl portrait INTOLERABLE! When Squirrel Girl uses her SP1 Marvel Super-Heroes Vol 2 #8 The Coming of... Squirrel Girl! Doom - Squirrel Girl callout 03
Doctor Doom portrait Squirrel Girl portrait FOR EVERY ONE I FLING AWAY
A DOZEN MORE VEX ME!
When Squirrel Girl uses her SP1 Marvel Super-Heroes Vol 2 #8 The Coming of... Squirrel Girl! Doom - Squirrel Girl callout 05
Ebony Maw portrait SHHH Sometimes after using a SP Avengers: Infinity War (film) unconfirmed callout, might not exist
Galan portrait LIVE WITH YOUR OWN FAILURE After starting a Harvest Galan callout 02
Goldpool portrait CUP CHECK After using SP1 Goldpool callout 01
Goldpool portrait RUDE I Being hit duting the SP2 dance Goldpool callout 03
Goldpool portrait SCAB POWER When regenerating Goldpool callout 02
Groot portrait I AM GROOT ! Groot callout 01
Guardian portrait SORRY EH Guardian callout 01
Guillotine 2099 portrait <SUPERIOR TARGET DETECTED> When fighting a Cosmic or Combined champion, indicates Class disadvantage Guillotine 2099 callout 01
Guillotine 2099 portrait <TRIVIAL TARGET DETECTED> When fighting a Mutant champion, indicates Class Bonus Guillotine 2099 callout 02
Guillotine 2099 portrait <CODE:>MOGARIP101</> When Guillotine 2099 reaches a low health threshold Mogarip is the name of the first spirit from the book The Little Book of Black Venus Guillotine 2099 callout 10
Guillotine 2099 portrait <CODE:>AMABOSAR102</> When Guillotine 2099 reaches a low health threshold Amabosar is the name of the second spirit from the book The Little Book of Black Venus Guillotine 2099 callout 11
Guillotine 2099 portrait <CODE:>FALKAROTH105</> When Guillotine 2099 reaches a low health threshold Falkaroth is the name of the fifth spirit from the book The Little Book of Black Venus Guillotine 2099 callout 08
Guillotine 2099 portrait <CODE:>PHUL201</> When Guillotine 2099 reaches a low health threshold Phul is an Olympian spirit Guillotine 2099 callout 07
Guillotine 2099 portrait <CODE:>BETHOR203</> When Guillotine 2099 reaches a low health threshold Bethor is an Olympian spirit Guillotine 2099 callout 05
Guillotine 2099 portrait <CODE:>OPHIEL205</> When Guillotine 2099 reaches a low health threshold Ophiel is an Olympian spirit Guillotine 2099 callout 06
Guillotine 2099 portrait <CODE:>GALAS301</> When Guillotine 2099 reaches a low health threshold Galaas is one of seven angels from the Sigillum Dei Guillotine 2099 callout 09
Guillotine 2099 portrait <CODE:>HORLWN303</> When Guillotine 2099 reaches a low health threshold Horlwn is one of seven angels from the Sigillum Dei Guillotine 2099 callout 03
Guillotine 2099 portrait <CODE:>THAOTH305</> When Guillotine 2099 reaches a low health threshold Thaaoth is one of seven angels from the Sigillum Dei Guillotine 2099 callout 04
Guillotine 2099 portrait <CODE:>AAOTH306</> When Guillotine 2099 reaches a low health threshold Aaoth is one of seven angels from the Sigillum Dei Guillotine 2099 callout 12
Guillotine 2099 portrait Nebula portrait <I AM THE BETTER ROBOT> Guillotine 2099 - Nebula callout 01
Gwenpool portrait Doctor Doom portrait YOU LOOK LIKE WAR MACHINE IN A HOODIE Unbelievable Gwenpool #22 Gwenpool callout 01
Henchpool portrait Summoned Symbiote portrait DO I HAVE A NAME? Henchpool - Summoned Symbiote callout 01
Hercules portrait THOU WILL GO FROM HERO TO ZERO Hercules callout 03
Hercules portrait I FACE AN UNNECESSARY FOE Hercules callout 10
Hercules portrait THOU CALLS THYSELF A HERO!? Hercules callout 06
Hercules portrait FIGHT ME COWARD! Hercules callout 08
Hercules portrait TIME FOR RIGHTEOUS SMITING Iron Man Vol 1 #278 Hercules callout 09
Hercules portrait YOU, ME, HERE, NOW! Marvel Team-Up Vol 1 #28 Hercules callout 05
Hercules portrait CALM THYSELF MORTAL
THY LIFE HAS NOT ENDED YET
Hercules callout 07
Hercules portrait WHO'S THY DADDY NOW? Herc Vol 1 #2 Hercules callout 12
Hercules portrait Annihilus portrait THY ROD IS THY IDENTITY Hercules - Annihilus callout 01
Hercules portrait Beast portraitSquirrel Girl portrait MUST THOU LEAVETH A FUR TRAIL? Hercules - Beast callout 01
Hercules portrait Corvus Glaive portrait THOU ARE PICKED ONLY FOR THY CRITS Hercules - Corvus Glaive callout 01
Hercules portrait Doctor Doom portraitDoctor Octopus portraitDoctor Strange portraitDoctor Voodoo portrait PHYSICIAN! BAH, I TRUST YOU NOT Daredevil Vol 1 #156 Hercules - Doom callout 01
Hercules portrait Ebony Maw portrait DOTH THOU HAVE NO NOSE? Hercules - Ebony Maw callout 01
Hercules portrait Elsa Bloodstone portraitPunisher portraitPunisher 2099 portraitWinter Soldier portrait THOU BRINGS A GUN TO A FIST FIGHT Hercules - Elsa Bloodstone callout 01
Hercules portrait Ghost portrait THY PHASE IS A COWARDS WAY OUT When Ghost is phasing Hercules - Ghost callout 01
Hercules portrait Hela portrait YOUR REALM HAS NO HOLD ON ME Hercules - Hela callout 01
Hercules portrait Howard the Duck portrait ART THOU A SQUEAKY TOY?! Hercules - Howard the Duck callout 01
Hercules portrait Korg portrait SPIN TO WIN! After using his SP2 Hercules callout 11
Hercules portrait M.O.D.O.K. portrait THY VOICE OFFENDS ME! Tales to Astonish Vol 1 #79 Hercules - M.O.D.O.K. callout 01
Hercules portrait Mojo portrait DIDST THOU JUST FART!? Hercules - Mojo callout 03
Hercules portrait Mojo portrait THY STENCH IS UNBEARABLE Hercules - Mojo callout 02
Hercules portrait Mojo portraitVenom the Duck portrait THOU ART AN UGLY ONE... Hercules - Mojo callout 01
Hercules portrait Quake portrait THOU REALLY CALLS THIS A FIGHT? Hercules callout 01
Hercules portrait Spider-Ham portrait LESS TALKING, MORE FIGHTING Hercules Vol 3 #3 Hercules - Spider-Ham callout 01
Hercules portrait Spider-Man (Stealth Suit) portrait NINJAS!? I LOVE NINJAS,
TO PUNCH I MEAN
Hercules Vol 1 #9 Hercules - Spider-Man (Stealth Suit) callout 01
Hercules portrait Thor portrait HAST THOU NOT A HAMMER? USE IT Mighty Thor Vol 1 #407 Hercules callout 04
Hercules portrait Thor (Jane Foster) portraitThor (Ragnarok) portrait WHATEVER THOR CANST DO I CANST DO MORE MIGHTILY! Champions Vol 1 #1 Hercules - Thor (Ragnarok) callout 01
Hercules portrait Wolverine portrait I'M IMMORTAL, BUT THE JURY'S OUT ON WHAT YOU ARE... Wolverine/Hercules: Myths, Monsters & Mutants Vol 1 #1 Hercules callout 02
Hulk portrait HULK SMASH ! When Hulk reaches a low health threshold Hulk callout 01
Hulk portrait HULK IS GETTING ANGRY When gaining 10 Fury Passives Hulk callout 02
Hulk portrait Hulkling portrait Hulk: REMEMBER TEDDY, GAMMA IS BAD
Hulkling: YES SIR
Hulk Vol 3 #7 Hulk - Hulkling callout 01
Hulk (Immortal) portrait Abomination (Immortal) portrait YOU NEED A BREATH MINT... Hulk (Immortal - Abomination (Immortal) callout 01
Hulkling portrait Wiccan portrait Hulkling: HI HONEY!
Wiccan: NO HARD FEELINGS, RIGHT?
Hulkling: JUST DON'T EXPECT ME TO TAKE IT EASY
Hulkling - Wiccan callout 01Hulkling - Wiccan callout 02
Iron Man (Cerastes) portrait I AM A PLAYBOY, BILLIONAIRE...
CELEBRITY!!
Phase 4 Cerastes callout 01
Iron Man (Cerastes) portrait I'LL END YOU IF IT'S
THE LAST THING I DO!!
Phase 4 Cerastes callout 03
Iron Man (Cerastes) portrait IT'S NOT OVER...
I CAN STILL...
ANNIHILATE YOU!
Phase 4 Cerastes callout 02
Iron Man (Cerastes) portrait YOU CAN'T KILL ME
I'M A GOD!!
Phase 4 Cerastes callout 04
Iron Man (Cerastes) portrait GOTCHA Phase 4, when landing SP1 Iron Man (Cerastes) callout 05
Iron Man (Cerastes) portrait HAHAHA!! Phase 4, when landing SP1 Iron Man (Cerastes) callout 06
Iron Man (Cerastes) portrait PATHETIC... Phase 4, when landing SP1
Iron Man (Cerastes) portrait YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT Phase 4, when landing SP1 Iron Man (Cerastes) callout 07
Iron Man (Cerastes) portrait Hulkling portrait THE KING OF SPACE SHALL BE DETHRONED Cerastes - Hulkling callout 01
Iron Man (Infamous) portrait Iron Man: I WILL FIX THIS.
Opponent: PLEASE DON'T.
Iron Man: I WILL. I PROMISE.
Infamous Iron Man #1 Iron Man (Infamous) callout 01 Iron Man (Infamous) callout 02
Iron Man (Infamous) portrait Diablo portrait AH.
A CHEAP SCIENTIST
USING CHEAP SCIENCE.
Infamous Iron Man #1 Iron Man (Infamous) - Diablo callout 01 Iron Man (Infamous) - Diablo callout 02
Jack O'Lantern portrait OW... OH, MAN... RIGHT IN THE PUMPKIN SEEDS. Venom (Vol.2) #12 Jack O'Lantern callout 01
Jack O'Lantern portrait Agent Venom portrait HOW'S THE FAMILY, EUGENE? STILL KICKING? Jack O'Lantern - Agent Venom callout 01
Jack O'Lantern portrait Cosmic Ghost Rider portraitGhost Rider portraitKushala portrait IS IT HOT IN HERE? OR IS IT JUST ME? Jack O'Lantern - Ghost Rider callout 01
Jean Grey portrait FEELING... DELIRIOUS? When about to inflict Delirium Jean Grey callout 01
Jean Grey portrait IT'S TIME TO BE SMART
AND SWIFT AND VIOLENT
Jean Grey callout 02
Juggernaut portrait NICE TRY!
NO STUN FOR YOU!
When Juggernaut prevents a Stun Juggernaut callout 01
Juggernaut portrait I'M THE JUGGERNAUT! Uncanny X-Men Vol 1 #217 Juggernaut callout 02
Juggernaut portrait NOBODY CAN BEAT ME! Uncanny X-Men Vol 1 #217 Juggernaut callout 03
Juggernaut portrait Professor X portrait Juggernaut: SO, DEAR BROTHER!
WE MEET AGAIN!
Professor X: IT'S TRUE!
CAIN MARKO HAS BECOME
A HUMAN...JUGGERNAUT!
X-Men #12 Juggernaut - Professor X callout 01 Juggernaut - Professor X callout 02 Juggernaut - Professor X callout 03
Kindred portrait JUST A LITTLE MORE.... When Kindred has 20% Health left Kindred callout 02
Kindred portrait YOU THINK YOU'VE WON...? When Kindred has 5% Health left Kindred callout 01
Kindred portrait Vox portrait Kindred: CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
Vox: THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
Crawling by Linkin Park Kindred - Vox callout 01
Kitty Pryde portrait Iron Man portraitIron Man (Infinity War) portrait WHY ARE YOU SO INVESTED IN THIS, STARK? Kitty Pryde - Iron Man callout 01
Kitty Pryde portrait Professor X portrait PROFESSOR XAVIER, YOU'RE A JERK Uncanny X-Men #168 Kitty Pryde callout 01
Kitty Pryde portrait Tigra portrait MAY THE BEST KITTY WIN! Kitty Pryde - Tigra callout 01
Korg portrait Ghost portrait PISS OFF GHOST! Thor: Ragnarok (film) Korg callout 01
Lady Deathstrike portrait Wolverine portrait I KNEW YOU WOULD COME BACK TO ME. Lady Deathstrike - Wolverine callout 01
Loki portrait Absorbing Man portrait Loki: FEELING THIRSTY, CREEL?
Absorbing Man: YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY, RUNT?
Loki va Absorbing Man callout 01
M.O.D.O.K. portrait BUFFOON ! Hitting into his block M.O.D.O.K. callout 14
M.O.D.O.K. portrait MORON ! Hitting into his block M.O.D.O.K. callout 04
M.O.D.O.K. portrait PEA-BRAIN ! Hitting into his block M.O.D.O.K. callout 06
M.O.D.O.K. portrait SIMPLETON ! Hitting into his block M.O.D.O.K. callout 01
M.O.D.O.K. portrait IDIOT ! Hitting into his block M.O.D.O.K. callout 10
M.O.D.O.K. portrait BE SILENT ! After his SP1 M.O.D.O.K. callout 02
M.O.D.O.K. portrait SILENCE ! After his SP1 M.O.D.O.K. callout 03
M.O.D.O.K. portrait AH HA HA HA ! M.O.D.O.K. callout 05
M.O.D.O.K. portrait KILL ! KILL ! M.O.D.O.K. callout 07
M.O.D.O.K. portrait DIE ! M.O.D.O.K. callout 08
M.O.D.O.K. portrait TIN CAN ! M.O.D.O.K. callout 17
M.O.D.O.K. portrait FRY ! After using his Heavy Attack M.O.D.O.K. callout 12
M.O.D.O.K. portrait BURN ! After using his Heavy Attack M.O.D.O.K. callout 09
M.O.D.O.K. portrait FEEL MY POWER ! After using his SP3 M.O.D.O.K. callout 13
M.O.D.O.K. portrait SCIENCE RULES ! Fighting against a Science champion Bill Nye The Science Guy M.O.D.O.K. callout 16
M.O.D.O.K. portrait I AM SCIENCE !
M.O.D.O.K. portrait UGH... Fighting against a Skill two times in a row. M.O.D.O.K. callout 18
M.O.D.O.K. portrait OAF ! Fighting against a Skill two times in a row. M.O.D.O.K. callout 19
M.O.D.O.K. portrait USELESS... Fighting against a Skill two times in a row. M.O.D.O.K. callout 20
M.O.D.O.K. portrait Gamora portrait Ronan portrait Thanos portrait and more... ALIEN ! M.O.D.O.K. callout 11
M.O.D.O.K. portrait Cable portrait and more... CREATURE ! M.O.D.O.K. callout 15
M.O.D.O.K. portrait UNACCEPTABULL ! When pausing Debuffs using the Rintrah Synergy M.O.D.O.K. callout 21
Mantis portrait Void portrait OOOOO
SPOOKY!
Mantis - Void callout 01
Mantis portrait THAT COSMIC SEED...
IS OUT OF THIS WORLD!
When fighting a Cosmic Seed Herald
Mister Negative portrait THERE IS NO GOOD THAT I CAN'T CORRUPT Possibly when he converts Light Energy into Dark Energy Dark Reign: Mister Negative Vol 1 #3 Mister Negative callout 01
Mister Negative portrait I PROPOSE A TOAST TO EVIL.. Mister Negative callout 02
Mister Negative portrait Dormammu portrait YOU'VE GIVEN YOURSELF TO FORCES DARKER THAN I... Mister Negative - Dormammu callout 01
Mister Negative portrait The Hood portrait THERE'S NO REASON TO FIGHT, MISTER HOOD Mister Negative - The Hood callout 01
Mojo portrait Rogue portrait SORRY SWEETHEART After Rogue uses her SP1 Mojo callout 01
Mysterio portrait A TEMPORARY SETBACK! When his helmet breaks. Mysterio callout 01
Mysterio portrait MERELY A CRACK! When his helmet breaks. Mysterio callout 02
Mysterio portrait PETULANT FOOL! When his helmet breaks. Mysterio callout 03
Mysterio portrait DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING? Mysterio callout 04
Onslaught portrait KNOW MY NAME AND FEAR
I AM ONSLAUGHT
Marvel vs. Capcom: Clash of Super Heroes (1998) Onslaught callout 01
Photon portrait Captain Marvel portraitCaptain Marvel (Classic) portrait Photon: HEY, LOOK, IT'S CAPTAIN MARVEL!
Captain Marvel: GIMME A BREAK!
YOU HAVE LIKE FIFTEEN CODENAMES!
Photon: WARBIRD? BINARY?
Captain Marvel: ...TOUCHÉ
Photon - Captain Marvel callout 01 Photon - Captain Marvel callout 02
Photon portrait Dazzler portrait Photon: LIGHT POWERS, HUH
ARE YOU SKILLED?
Dazzler: I'M AN EXPERT
BASICALLY A DOCTOR OF LIGHT
Photon - Dazzler callout 01Photon - Dazzler callout 02
Photon portrait Galan portrait Photon: YOU LOOK... DIFFERENT
Galan: I FOUND ANOTHER WAY
Photon: I LIKE IT
Ultimates (2016) #2 Photon - Galan callout 01
Photon portrait Ronin portrait Photon: AREN'T WE ON THE SAME TEAM??
Ronin: WHO ARE YOU AGAIN?
Photon: SORRY, SAME COSTUME
DIFFERENT SWORDSMAN
Photon - Ronin callout 01 Photon - Ronin callout 02
Platinumpool portrait KAPOW When the Legendary Boost Card is activated. Platinumpool callout 02
Platinumpool portrait KABLOOEY When the Legendary Boost Card is activated. Platinumpool callout 03
Platinumpool portrait WHAM When the Legendary Boost Card is activated. Platinumpool callout 01
Professor X portrait WE ARE THE NEW GODS House of X
Professor X portrait WE ARE THE FUTURE House of X
Professor X portrait YOU HAVE NEW GODS NOW House of X
Professor X portrait AN EVOLUTIONARY INEVITABILITY.
THE EARTH'S TRUE INHERITORS.
House of X Professor X callout 01 Professor X callout 02
Professor X portrait Cyclops (New Xavier School) portrait SUCH A BRAVE FACE...
...BUT THERE'S FEAR IN YOUR MIND
House of X #3 Professor X - Cyclops callout 01 Professor X callout 04
Professor X portrait Iron Man (Infinity War) portrait WHILE YOU SLEPT… THE WORLD CHANGED House of X #6
Professor X portrait Magneto portrait Magneto (House of X) portrait Professor X: WE LIVE AND DIE WITH THIS.
Magneto: THEN I WILL DIE FOR IT.
House of X Professor X - Magneto (House of X) callout 01Professor X - Magneto (House of X) callout 02
Prowler portrait FAIR WARNING:
I HAD PREP TIME
Prowler - Domino callout 02
Prowler portrait Domino portrait I'M MORE OF A MAHJONG TYPE GUY Prowler - Domino callout 01
Prowler portrait Spider-Man (Miles Morales) portrait Prowler: YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'VE SEEN A GHOST
Miles Morales: ...
Prowler - Spider-Man (Miles Morales) callout 01
Quicksilver portrait TOO FAST FOR YOU? Quicksilver callout 03
Quicksilver portrait TOO SLOW Quicksilver callout 04
Quicksilver portrait YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD! When expiring stacks of Whiplash will result in a K.O. Quicksilver callout 01
Quicksilver portrait Deadpool portraitDeadpool (X-Force) portraitGoldpool portraitPlatinumpool portrait Quicksilver: YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD!
Deadpool: NANI?!
When expiring stacks of Whiplash will result in a K.O. Popular meme originating from manga series Hokuto no Ken Quicksilver - Deadpool callout 01
Quicksilver portrait NO ONE COULD HAVE SURVIVED THAT! When the opponent survives after the previous callout Quicksilver callout 02
Rogue portrait Spiral portrait Rogue: GUESS WHAT. IT'S LATER!
Spiral: RIGHT YOU ARE-- SUGAR.
Rogue - Spiral callout 01
Sasquatch portrait SORRY BOUT THAT BUD After Wrath of Tanaraq Sasquatch callout 01
Shathra portrait Peni Parker portrait Shathra: TELL ME...
ARE YOU ONE OF UZZ?
Peni Parker: HECK NO!
Shathra portrait Silk portrait Shathra: TELL ME...
ARE YOU ONE OF UZZ?
Silk: NO, I WON'T GET CAUGHT IN YOUR WEB
Shathra portrait Spider-Gwen portrait Shathra: TELL ME...
ARE YOU ONE OF UZZ?
Spider-Gwen: I'M NOT PART OF THAT HIVEMIND
Shathra portrait Spider-Ham portrait Shathra: TELL ME...
ARE YOU ONE OF UZZ?
Spider-Ham: I THOUGHT I TOLD THE JOKES!
Shathra portrait Spider-Man (Classic) portrait Shathra: TELL ME...
ARE YOU ONE OF UZZ?
Spider-Man: NOPE, I'M YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD SPIDER-MAN!
Shathra portrait Spider-Man (Miles Morales) portrait Shathra: TELL ME...
ARE YOU ONE OF UZZ?
Spider-Man: NO, DEFINITELY NOT
Shathra portrait Spider-Man (Stark Enhanced) portraitSpider-Man (Stealth Suit) portrait Shathra: TELL ME...
ARE YOU ONE OF UZZ?
Spider-Man: NO. AND PLEASE DON'T PLANT YOUR EGGS IN ME
Avengers: Infinity War (film) - "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Please don't put your eggs in me!"
Shathra portrait Spider-Man (Supreme) portrait Shathra: TELL ME...
ARE YOU ONE OF UZZ?
Spider-Man: THE WEB OF FATE SAYS NO
Shathra portrait Spider-Man (Symbiote) portrait Shathra: TELL ME...
ARE YOU ONE OF UZZ?
Spider-Man: I'M NOT THAT CORRUPT
Shathra portrait Spider-Man 2099 portrait Shathra: TELL ME...
ARE YOU ONE OF UZZ?
Spider-Man 2099: WHO DO YOU THINK I AM?
Shathra portrait Spider-Punk portrait Shathra: TELL ME...
ARE YOU ONE OF UZZ?
Spider-Punk: I'M NOT PART OF ANY REGIME
She-Hulk (Deathless) portrait NEED SOME THERAPY, SWEET PEA? After inflicting many Trauma Debuffs She-Hulk (Deathless) callout 02
She-Hulk (Deathless) portrait POINT OF ORDER! When the opponent Purifies her Debuffs She-Hulk (Deathless) callout 01
She-Hulk (Deathless) portrait Opponent: I'M ONLY SOLID WHEN I WANT TO BE
She-Hulk: WHO SAYS I WANT YOU SOLID?
Opponent: FILTHY WITCH!
When the opponent gains Untouchable She-Hulk (Deathless) - Untouchable callout 01She-Hulk (Deathless) - Untouchable callout 02
She-Hulk (Deathless) portrait Titania portrait SHE'S ALMOST AS GOOD AT KICKING BUTT AS I AM She-Hulk (Deathless) - Titania callout 01
Shocker portrait Crossbones portrait Both: NICE GAUNTLETS Shocker - Crossbones callout 01
Silk portrait Black Cat portrait Silk: YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS...
Black Cat: NOBODY DOUBLE-CROSSES ME!
Silk Vol 2 #10 Silk - Black Cat callout 01
Silk portrait Spider-Man (Classic) portrait Silk: 10 YEARS, SO MUCH HAS CHANGED
Spider-Man: WAIT 'TILL YOU SEE RENT PRICES
Silk - Spider-Man callout 01
Spider-Ham portrait SPIDER-SENSE IS TINGLING After his Evade cooldown has expired Spider-Ham callout 01
Spider-Ham portrait IT'S SHOWTIME! When there are 10 Porker Popper's applied Spider-Ham callout 02
Spider-Ham portrait Doctor Voodoo portrait WHAT'S UP, DOC? Cartoon Catchphrase of Bugs Bunny Spider-Ham callout 05
Spider-Man (Classic) portrait Shocker portrait IF IT ISN'T CAPTAIN OVEN MITT Spider-Man (Classic) - Shocker callout 02
Spider-Man (Classic) portrait Shocker portrait WHEN WILL YOU LEARN, CRAZY QUILT? Spider-Man (Classic) - Shocker callout 01
Spider-Man (Classic) portrait Silk portrait Spider-Man: JJJ ACTUALLY LIKES YOU?
Silk: I'M AS CONFUSED AS YOU
Spider-Man (Classic) - Silk callout 01
Spider-Man (Stealth Suit) portrait NAP TIME! Spider-Man (Stealth Suit) callout 04
Spider-Man (Stealth Suit) portrait SMOKE BOMB!
SMOKE BOMB WITH A KICK!
Avengers: Infinity War (film) - "Magic! More Magic! Magic with a kick!" Spider-Man (Stealth Suit) callout 01
Spider-Man (Stealth Suit) portrait SAY CHEESE! After using his Flashbang gadget Spider-Man (Stealth Suit) callout 03
Spider-Man (Stealth Suit) portrait LEMON FRESH SCENT! After using his Web foam gadget Spider-Man (Stealth Suit) callout 05
Spider-Man (Stealth Suit) portrait Mysterio portrait WHAT'S CRACKIN' QUENTIN? Spider-Man (Stealth Suit) - Mysterio callout 01
Spider-Man (Stealth Suit) portrait Mysterio portrait Spider-Man: NEED A BREAK?
Mysterio: BLASTED SPIDER!
Spider-Man (Stealth Suit) - Mysterio callout 02
Spider-Man (Stealth Suit) portrait Rhino portrait Vulture portrait Doctor Octopus portrait and more... MORE LIKE SINISTER SUCKS! Spider-Man (Stealth Suit) callout 02
Spider-Man (Stealth Suit) portrait Venom portrait EUGH, GROSS! Screenshot 20230911 010915 Champions
Spider-Man (Symbiote) portrait Shocker portrait SHOOOOOOOCKEEEEEEEEEEER!
YOUUUUU CAN'T ESCAPE MEEEEE!
Spider-Man: The Animated Series Spider-Man (Symbiote) - Shocker callout 01
Spider-Punk portrait BE SHARP, PUNK!! Spider-Punk callout 12
Spider-Punk portrait JAM OUT!! Spider-Punk callout 11
Spider-Punk portrait LET'S GO PUNK!! Spider-Punk callout 07
Spider-Punk portrait PUNK! PUNK! PUNK! Spider-Punk callout 13
Spider-Punk portrait ROCK THEIR EARS OFF, PUNK! Spider-Punk callout 08
Spider-Punk portrait ROCK THEIR WORLD, PUNK! Spider-Punk callout 06
Spider-Punk portrait ROCK THEM OUT OF THIS WORLD! Spider-Punk callout 09
Spider-Punk portrait TAKE THEM DOWN!! Spider-Punk callout 10
Spider-Punk portrait WOOOOOOOO!!! Spider-Punk callout 04
Spider-Punk portrait YEAAHH!!!! Spider-Punk callout 01
Spider-Punk portrait ARE YOUR EARS RINGING YET? After SP2 Spider-Punk callout 02
Spider-Punk portrait FULL COMBO!! After SP2 Spider-Punk callout 05
Spider-Punk portrait YOU ROCK!! After SP2 Spider-Punk callout 03
Spider-Punk portrait Prowler portrait Spider-Punk: HOBIE?
Prowler: HOBIE!
Spider-Punk - Prowler callout 01
Spider-Punk portrait Silver Centurion portrait THAT'S A DRONE INNIT? Spider-Punk - Silver Centurion callout 01
Spider-Punk portrait Spider-Man (Miles Morales) portrait REMEMBER MILES, USE YOUR PALMS, NOT YOUR FINGERS Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (film) Spider-Punk - Spider-Man (Miles Morales) callout 01
Spiral portrait I WEAR HIS SINS LIKA A SHROUD!!
I AM SPIRAL!
I AM THE TIME DANCER OF DEATH!
X-Factor Annual #7 Spiral callout 01Spiral callout 02
Spiral portrait MY DRILL IS THE ONE THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS! Gurren Lagann (anime) Spiral callout 03
Squirrel Girl portrait TIPPY ATTACK!
TIPPY COME BACK!
When she knocks an opponent down (tippy attack)
After the Tippy Toe meter has expired (tippy come back)
Squirrel Girl callout 01 Squirrel Girl callout 02
Stryfe portrait DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING? Stryfe callout 02
Stryfe portrait I WILL NOT BE THWARTED! Stryfe callout 01
Stryfe portrait HA, MY ARMOR IS SHINIER! Against #Metal champions Stryfe callout 04
Stryfe portrait HAHAHA Stryfe callout 05
Stryfe portrait MISS ME?
Stryfe portrait Apocalypse portrait WE HAVE UNFINISHED BUSINESS... Stryfe callout 03
Stryfe portrait Cable portrait KILLING YOU LIKE THIS IS ALMOST MEANINGLESS X-Force Vol 3 #14 Stryfe - Cable callout 01
Superior Iron Man portrait MAYBE I SHOULD MEDIUM ATTACK When performing a Light-ending combo without active Superior Buffs Superior Iron Man callout 01
Thanos (Deathless) portrait FINE - I'LL DO IT MYSELF Avengers: Age of Ultron (film) Thanos (Deathless) callout 02
Thanos (Deathless) portrait THIS DOES PUT A SMILE ON MY FACE Avengers: Infinity War (film) Thanos (Deathless) callout 01
Thanos (Deathless) portrait YOU COULD NOT LIVE WITH YOUR OWN FAILURE Avengers: Endgame (film) Thanos (Deathless) callout 03
Thanos (Deathless) portrait MY MISTRESS LIKES A STEADY HARVEST During SP2 Thanos (Deathless) callout 05
Thanos (Deathless) portrait ...
TOO MUCH LOVE IN MY HEART
During SP2 Thanos (Deathless) callout 04
The Serpent portrait THIS WORLD IS MINE NOW! The Serpent callout 01
The Serpent portrait Hela portrait The Serpent: HE SEALED YOU AWAY TOO?
Hela: DADDY DEAREST LOVES HIS SECRETS
The Serpent - Hela callout 01
Thing portrait IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME! After SP3 Thing's Catchphrase Thing callout 02
Titania portrait She-Hulk portrait Titania: THIS TIME YOU'RE MINE!
She-Hulk: WILL YOU GIVE IT UP ALREADY?
Titania - She-Hulk callout 01
Venompool portrait Shathra portrait I'LL COOK THESE ASTRAL EGGS OVER EASY Venompool - Shathra callout 01
Viv Vision portrait TASTE THE SUUUN! "history of the entire world, i guess" by popular YouTube musician, Bill Wurtz Galan callout 01
Viv Vision portrait THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER! "history of the entire world, i guess" by popular YouTube musician, Bill Wurtz Viv Vision callout 01
Viv Vision portrait Vision portrait Vision: HAVE YOU PACKED A LUNCH?
Viv Vision: FATHER, I DO NOT EAT
Vision - Viv Vision callout 01
Viv Vision portrait Viv Vision portrait Both: HELLO SISTER. Viv Vision - Viv Vision callout 01
Vox portrait WHERE'S THAT DAMN 4TH CHAOS EMERALD? Popular line from the game "Shadow the Hedgehog" Vox callout 01
Vox portrait IF THE WORLD CHOOSES
TO BECOME MY ENEMY
I WILL FIGHT LIKE I ALWAYS HAVE
Line spoken by Shadow from the 2006 game "Sonic the Hedgehog" Vox callout 02
Vox portrait FORGIVE ME!
I'LL GO ALL OUT!
JUST THIS ONCE!
Popular meme Vox callout 03
Vox portrait SWORD ART:
THIRSTING BLADE DARK EXCALIBUR:
MEGA-GENESIS!
Weapon in Dimension20's "The Unsleeping City: Chapter 2" campaign Vox callout 05
Vox portrait YOU'VE ONLY SEEN 42% OF MY POWER Vox callout 06
Vox portrait YOU'VE ONLY SEEN 75% OF MY POWER Vox callout 09
Vox portrait THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM! Popular meme, often falsely associated with Dragon Ball Z Vox callout 08
Vox portrait WHILE YOU WERE SPAMMING GLOBAL..
I WAS STUDYING THE BLADE
Popular meme copypasta
Vox portrait TELEPORTS BEHIND YOU Popular meme loosely originating from Shonen anime
Vox portrait LIVING ON THE EDGE! When consuming Degenerations with minimal remaining duration Vox callout 07
Vox portrait ABSOLUTE EDGELORD! When consuming Degenerations with minimal remaining duration Vox callout 10
Vox portrait 666 OMG! After 666 combo hits Vox callout 13
Vox portrait Ms. Marvel (Kamala Khan) portrait Quake portrait Karnak portrait and more... I HAVE JUST BEGUN Death of Inhumans #1 Vox callout 11
Vox portrait Ms. Marvel (Kamala Khan) portrait Quake portrait Karnak portrait and more... JOIN OR DIE! Death of Inhumans #1 Vox callout 12
Vox portrait Karnak portrait DID NEW ARCTILAN
NOT HAVE MIRRORS?
Death of Inhumans #2 Vox - Karnak callout 01
Wong portrait Abomination portrait REMEMBER WHAT I TAUGHT YOU, EMIL Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (film) Wong - Abomination callout 01
Wong portrait Cull Obsidian portrait NEED A HAND? Avengers: Infinity War (film) Wong - Cull Obsidian callout 01

List of Spider-Ham's Jokes[]

If, during a fight, Spider-Ham is dashing back and blocking two time in a row, a special callout is triggered, called "The Setup". When this is triggered and the game is paused, the setup of a joke can be read. After using a Special 2 attack, another callout is triggered, called "The Punchline". When the game is paused at this moment, the punchline of the joke can be read. The following list will collect these jokes.

The Setup The Punchline Opponent(s)
Ever wonder why I never play sports? I Hog the Ball.
Have you ever thought about getting dinner with a pig? Nothing like Swine Dining.
Want to know what my favorite quest reward is? Rank 6 Pignature stones.
Want to know when my next movie is? You'll have to sit through the credits first.
Want to hear a dirty joke? A white horse falling in the mud.
Want to know how I got so good with Technology? I spent a lot of time on the web.
What do you call it when I pop out of a crystal? Pulled Pork.
What does a clown that fixes cars and this ability have in common? Both are Joke Mechanics.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What time of year are you most likely to see a Whale? Around July 4th.
You'd do anything to protect that Carina girl, huh? Sheesh. Talk about costing an arm and a leg. Ægon portrait
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? Check if they're coffin. Blade portrait
Ever notice how this guy has 3 legs? Wait no, that's just a crutch. Corvus Glaive portrait
I gotta ask, it's really killing me. Is every date for you technically a blind date? Daredevil (Classic) portrait Daredevil (Hell's Kitchen) portrait
I think you lost your funny bone. Must have popped out when you broke that wall over there. Deadpool portrait Deadpool (X-Force) portrait
You know what you could use? Some Pigmentation. Ghost portrait Moon Knight portrait
Is it Halloween already? That's when the let you out of your Cage, right? Ghost Rider portrait
Oh man, don't even get me started with this guy. I could pour soup in your lap, and you'd probably apologize to me! Guardian portrait
2099? Really? Look I know your name was taken, but adding a bunch of numbers to the end is just lazy. Guillotine 2099 portrait Punisher 2099 portrait
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They crack up too easily. Howard the Duck portrait
You know I have my own secret karate move... I call it the Pork Chop. Iron Fist portrait
Wait a second. Something isn't right here... Shouldn't you being fighting a bunch of turtles? Kang the Conqueror portrait
God of Mischief? Well I don't mean to be rude, but... Low-key, I'm not impressed. Loki portrait
I know you must get this a lot. But I have to ask... Who's your Dentist? Mojo portrait Warlock portrait
What do you get when you cross the ruler of Atlantis with a crime fighting Pig? Hogwash. Namor portrait
Hey it's the Big Boss! Wait, You're a hero? But where's your super suit? Nick Fury portrait
How do you stop a Rhino from charging? Cancel his Credit Card. Rhino portrait
I was going to make a joke about staring into your eyes, but frankly... It'd be too on the nose. Spider-Ham portrait
Ever wonder why we're so good at comebacks? Because with great power comes great response ability. Spider-Man (Classic) portrait Spider-Man (Symbiote) portrait Spider-Man (Stark Enhanced) portrait Spider-Man (Miles Morales) portrait
What does your love life and grand plan have in common? The other half always disappears. Thanos portrait
Before you ask. NO. I will NOT mud wrestle with you. The Champion portrait
What do you call a mutant with no powers? Useless. #X-Men