Spider-Man (Classic): You're a difficult person to find, Summoner. Not sure which rock you've been hiding under but you've been missing some... uh... important developments with the other Spider-people. Deadpool: Oh I know what you mean, I can't believe the writers did *that* to Miles and Captain Universe-- Deadpool: Whoops, spoilers. Spider-Man (Classic): What are you talking about? I mean the reports of Spider-people randomly attacking anyone that comes close to them. Ring a bell? Deadpool: Oooooh that! I thought you were cranky about not being invited to the inter-dimensional showdown.
- Transmission #1 - Upon starting the Quest
Deadpool: Long story short, the Spider-guys and Spider-girls attacking people is causing a bunch of bad publicity for my dear ol' buddy and favourite webhead. Spider-Man (Classic): That's oddly noble... Spider-Man (Classic): Why are you really doing this? Deadpool: Uhh... Deadpool: No idea why, but a lot of people think I'm a Spider-Man, and run away in fear. Deadpool: Hey! I worked hard on improving my image. Deadpool: Don't look at me like that! It's been years since that whole "Dreadpool" accident! Deadpool: No way I waste my redemption and have everyone think I'm out to get them... again.
- Transmission #2
Deadpool: Anywho, Spidey and I teamed-up and... Spider-Man (Classic): Don't call it a team-up. Deadpool: Ha. You said the thing! Deadpool: Ahem. We need your help to navigate these glowing nodes until we can find the various Spider-people and figure out what is going on in their head.
- Transmission #3
Spider-Man (Classic): There's one! Spider-Man (Classic): Miles! What are you doing? Attacking people? Spider-Man (Miles Morales): ... Spider-Man (Classic): You're better than this. What happened to the kid so eager to save people he would patrol in a Halloween costume? Spider-Man (Miles Morales): ... Deadpool: Sorry to bust up this tender moment, but I don't think we're getting the answer on the first map, how about we give him some tough love and see how that goes? Deadpool: Do your thing, Summoner!
- Transmission #4 - Before fighting Spider-Man (Miles Morales)