Deadpool: So, good news: Deadpool merch is flyin' off the shelves. The Symbioids can't get enough of it! Deadpool: (Or I keep buying it myself and putting it on them. It's hard to say.) Deadpool: Bad news: "Venom-Pool" is ripping apart the Battlerealm. Deadpool: I'm gonna need a lawyer, in case the Collector gets… litigious.
- Transmission #1 - Upon starting the Quest
Deadpool: Luckily, the Collector has a pretty solid list of who's-who-and-what-they-do. Deadpool: So, I maaaay have released someone a little early. She-Hulk: And now you want my help… in court? Deadpool: Multiverse court. The worst kind! She-Hulk: Pass. Deadpool: Wait, come back!
- Transmission #2
She-Hulk: Look, if you want my help, we're going to have to deal with this monster problem first. Deadpool: Be gentle, he's just misunderstood! Like M.O.D.O.K.! She-Hulk: Quiet. And if I'm going to help you with that, I need to make sure you can handle yourself. She-Hulk: Because Deadpool sure can't. Deadpool: Hey, I'm the boss here. This is my Contest! STOP IGNORING ME!
- Transmission #3 - Before fighting She-Hulk