Hyperion: This place has such twists and turns. Truly dastardly! Howard the Duck: It takes a real twisted old coot to make a place like this. Unfortunately for us there's two of 'em now. M.O.D.O.K.: M.O.D.O.K. hears you, tiny mallard! Your poor attitude and indolence will be reported to the Collector upon his return! Howard the Duck: Whatever, ya hoverin' daruma! M.O.D.O.K.: Enough, ENOUGH! M.O.D.O.K. tires of your japes! You will face MY Champions! This will be an excellent training exercise!
- Transmission #1
Hyperion: Though certainly strange, these ones fight fiercely! This creature is repulsive, but efficient nonetheless! Howard the Duck: You know what? I'm tired of watchin' you two have all the fun. Gimme a second! Hyperion: Howard, where are you going? Don't forget what we're after!
- Transmission #2
Howard the Duck: Now THIS is what I'm talkin' about! Hyperion: That is a... strange contraption, Howard. Where did you get it? Howard the Duck: It's supposed to be for movin' crystals, but I think we can get a bit of extra juice out of it. Let's show these punks what's up!
- Transmission #3
Superior Fist: Your Quack-Fu is strong! You fight for real; and SUPERIOR FIST, Master of Arc-Kido, knows his fighting! Superior Fist: Who did you train with? Master Mallard? Goose Lee? Hyperion: Thank you, friend! I assume this means you aren't interested in trying to stop us? Superior Fist: Not at all... I think I'd like to join you instead! M.O.D.O.K. isn't exactly into the "holiday spirit," and I'm tired of his Scrooge face. Howard the Duck: Yeah, yeah, we can bring this goof along. But before we go: Summoner! Howard the Duck: I got some exercise with this thing, but I need a REAL opponent to put it through its paces. Dukes up!
- Transmission #4 - Before fighting Howard the Duck