Misdirection is the first Quest in the third Chapter in the Story Event Phantasmagoria.
Battles[]
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Dialogue[]
Caption: **Meanwhile, elsewhere in the Battlerealm...**
Nick Fury: What'd you see, Parker? Can you confirm Skrull presence?
Spider-Man (Stealth Suit): I don't think so. I mean they're acting weird, but that may just be the current circumstances. Look, I'm honored to help you with this, I really am, but I just don't have experience with aliens. Nick Fury: Oh I'm sorry, I must be mistaken. I was under the impression that while you were on an alien planet fighting a big purple bastard you might have seen an alien or two. Nick Fury: Stark, I need a sitrep. Junior here isn't quite ready to leave the nest. Someone needs to give him a push. Spider-Man (Stealth Suit): Did you say... Stark?
Iron Man (Infinity War): My scans aren't detecting any Skrulls, but... what on earth are you wearing, kid? Didn't the Tony in your universe hook you up with some sweet duds? Nick Fury: That's top of the line S.H.I.E.L.D. tech. Iron Man (Infinity War): Might as well be Hammer Industries for all the good it'll do. Iron Man (Infinity War): Point me in the direction of your Stark and I'll convince him to get you some of the good stuff.
- Transmission #1 - Upon starting the Quest
Spider-Man (Stealth Suit): I don't know about that Mr. Stark. He's uh... pretty busy. Iron Man (Infinity War): Obviously. Never met a version of me that wasn't. Spider-Man (Stealth Suit): It's fine, it... really is. I'm trying my best to make this suit my own. Iron Man (Infinity War): Suit yourself, Spider-boy. I've gotta do another set of scans on the Spider-people. Spider-Man (Stealth Suit): Wait! Before you do, I... just wanted to say thanks... for always going above and beyond. Saving the day, being Iron Man, you know. Iron Man (Infinity War): Look kid, despite popular opinion, I don't do this for the praise. I do it because I can't leave this task to anyone else. Iron Man (Infinity War): While I appreciate everyone's help, (regardless of how headstrong they can be), I need to remember that I am Iron Man, and until I can get tech to do it, I need to be the suit of armor protecting those I care about. Spider-Man (Stealth Suit): I... I... Iron Man (Infinity War): I know I'm good at motivational speeches and all, but you look like you're going for a hug and that's outside my area of expertise. Keep up the good work, I'll see you later, Parker. Spider-Man (Stealth Suit): Yeah. See you Mr. Stark...
- Transmission #2
Caption: **Now, back to our regularly scheduled Deadpool antics.**
Deadpool: And now we wait for the smoke effects to kick in to prove that I know a fake when I see one! Deadpool: Huh... nothing. Is it hot in here or is that just the crushing realization that we assaulted two Spider-Men? Deadpool: Oh man, my list of people to invite to my birthday party is getting slimmer every day. Caption: Maybe it'd be in our best interests to not go with our gut and attack everyone we're suspicious of.
Caption: But if we did that, nothing interesting would happen! This isn't a text adventure! We don't even know if people are going to read this!
Deadpool: True, but maybe I should turn over a new leaf. From this point forward, I won't go with my gut and attack suspicious people. Spider-Man (Stealth Suit): Mr. Fury, sir, are you sure about this? The Spider-Men discussing the mastermind were supposed to be right over here... Spider-Man (Stealth Suit): But they're currently knocked out next to a guy talking to himself. Deadpool: Hey, you're one to talk. To yourself. Get it? Because you're talking to yourself.
- Transmission #3
Spider-Man (Stealth Suit): I remember you! You were working with a Spider-Man. Deadpool: Yup that's me! Wade Wilson, friend to all Spider-people and Spider-animals. Spider-Man (Stealth Suit): Then why are these two knocked out on the floor? What did you do? Deadpool: Be careful, I'm not having a good track record with Spider-Men asking me questions today. Deadpool: Besides! What about you? Last time I saw you, you vanished in a cloud of smoke, much like the violent Spider-people. Coincidence? Spider-Man (Stealth Suit): Yes. Smoke bombs usually expel smoke. Plus, I didn't attack you. Does that sound like one of the violent Spider-people?
- Transmission #4
Deadpool: He's making some good points, but I'm still suspicious. Who uses smoke bombs anymore? What's our gut saying? Caption: What it always says: "Chimichangas".
Deadpool: If we attack him while our gut is thinking of food, is it still considered going with our gut? Caption: Nope! Loophole! High five!
Caption: We've been over this, don't high five the voices in your head. At the very least, not in public again.
Deadpool: High fives and chimichangas later. For now, let's rid this quest of another suspicious Spider-Man. Spider-Man (Stealth Suit): I don't care if you're one of the illusions or not. You're attacking people trying to save the Battlerealm, and I need to be the armor protecting them now.
- Transmission #5 - Before fighting Spider-Man (Stealth Suit)
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