Phalanx is the second Quest in the second Chapter in the Story Event X-Machina.
Battles[]
To be added
Dialogue[]
Caption: Sunspot once again pleads with you to help him find his friend. Feeling, guilty, you return to find Deadpool waking up from his wild night.
Deadpool: Ugh... my head... what happened last night? Deadpool: What do you mean "someone" tried to beat you up? Deadpool: I wouldn't know a thing about that... violence is never the answer! Deadpool: My family-friendly reputation speaks for itself! My films are always R-rated! R for "really wholesome and ridiculously appropriate!"
Cable: WADE! Deadpool: Oh. Oh no.
- Transmission #1 - Upon starting the Quest
Cable: Get your ass over here Wade, McCoy's ISO stash has gone missing and the last time that happened you'd stuffed it all down your -- Cable: Ah, crap. Summoner, why do you keep letting Wade drag you into these things. Whatever, just don't get in my way. Cable: Listen Wade, McCoy told me to "deter" you from stealing his ISO again, so you know what that means. Time for your spanking. Deadpool: Ooooh, what's the safe wor-- Deadpool: Wait a minute I remember what that means! Please no! Deadpool: Please! I have a son! Save me Summoner! Caption: Deadpool, in a panic and seeking to avoid responsibility at all costs, pushes the Summoner in front of him to take the brunt of Cable's attack. What a coward.
Deadpool: Hey! I resent that. I could totally -- oh right, the battle.
- Transmission #2 - Before fighting Cable
Caption: After defeating Cable, Deadpool comes clean about "Robopool" and his unique abilities. Cable is unsurprisingly not impressed.
Cable: The hell I'm gonna let you just keep it as your pet! Cable: Wade, look at my arm. You think this feels nice? I live in a constant state of agony. Deadpool: We should put that on a motivational poster. You're a real inspiring figure, Dayspring! Deadpool: "You think this feels nice? I live in a constant state of agony." I'm feeling so motivated already! Deadpool: I'm sure it'll fly off the shelves.
- Transmission #3
Cable: Enough damn jokes. I'll help you find this definitely-not-your-kid, but I'm telling you, it won't make it past me alive. Deadpool: Sir yes sir! Deadpool: (Just between you and me Summoner, we won't let that happen.) Cable: What was that? Deadpool: Oh, nothing. Nothing at all. Caption: But it was most certainly something...
Deadpool: Quit being a narc!
- Transmission #4
Deadpool: Ah, it feels like only yesterday we were frolicking in the park, playing hooky... Caption: <output-emotionaloutburst> *sob*
Deadpool: Heh, we were in a deep scroll looking at inspirational Internet videos. Robopool got so emotional... Caption: <coroutine-sustainedsadness> *sob*<return>
Deadpool: I can hear his sobbing like it was yesterday... Caption: The sobbing intensifies.
Deadpool: Hey, wait a minute! Deadpool: Robopool!
- Transmission #5
Vision: You shall go no further, Summoner. Vision: This one wishes to be free from the control of others.
Warlock: FriendPool? Deadpool: That's "entity-designatefatherpool" to you! Come home to your papa! Run into my arms! I got the developers to put that bug back in where the game goes in slo-mo, it'll be so great! Warlock: Self want freedom. Self want define self without FriendPool. FriendPool hurt self. FriendPool friend no more. Just <entity-designatepool>. Cable: Outta the way, Vision. I got no problem if he wants to be a robot on his own, but I'm not about to let him turn the whole Battlerealm into robots. Vision: I am afraid I must not allow it!
- Transmission #6 - Before fighting Vision
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