Deadpool: Okay, so... we've got one of those good news, bad news, good news situations. Spider-Man (Classic): Do I even want to know? Deadpool: We knocked him out cold. Pretty sure he's even still alive, too. Spider-Man (Classic): ... and the bad news? Deadpool: He's gone. Spider-Man (Classic): Gone? What's the other good news? Deadpool: Before he disappeared in a puff of smoke I was able to get a good picture of us. Deadpool: Everyone knows that I'm best buds with Spider-Man, now they'll know that I'm best buds with multiple universes of Spider-people. Spider-Man (Classic): So we're back to square one. Deadpool: Speak for yourself, I can use this picture to improve my social status!
- Transmission #1 - Upon starting the Quest
Spider-Man (Classic): Okay, okay. Let's go over what we know. Spider-Man (Classic): Spider-people are attacking, but which ones? What Spider-people could be in the Battlerealm? Deadpool: Are you kidding me? The one from Earth-92100 couldn't keep track with all of his hands. Deadpool: There was the one with the white spider, one with freaky long toenails, your red clone, your other red clone with the disregard for sweater sleeves. Deadpool: I also saw a weird guy knitting a web, and there was a convincing pile of spiders... oh and I saw Cindy... but she promptly ran away and hid somewhere. Deadpool: Not that that's an unusual reaction. Spider-Man (Classic): Everytime you open your mouth I feel like I have less information than before.
- Transmission #2
Spider-Man (Classic): My Spider-Sense is tingling. Deadpool: About time! It goes off enough when you're on defense. Spider-Man (Classic): No! There's somebody closing in... Spider-Gwen: ... Spider-Man (Classic): GHOST SPIDER! Deadpool: SPIDER-GWEN! Spider-Man (Classic): What? Deadpool: I know, it's confusing. Her comic is known as "Spider-Gwen" but most people don't know that she's Gwen Stacy so her character goes by a different name in that comic. Deadpool: What is a ghost spider anyway? Do the spectral spiders go to heaven? Is that arachnophobe hell? Deadpool: Hey Summoner, can you deal with her? Shouldn't be too bad, maybe a few annoying buffs... Oh, yeah: She has a proper Special Attack 1 now, so you should probably watch out for that.
- Transmission #3 - Before fighting Spider-Gwen