Smooth Kree-minal is the first Quest in the first Chapter in the Story Event Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. Zero.
It is succeeded by Dangling Sword.
Dialogue[]
Star-Lord: Wait, there was an evil version of you running around? And Angela was ther? I haven't seen her in ages! Why won't she return my calls?
Groot: I am Groot.
Drax: HA! I would have enjoyed partaking in such a noble quest! It sounds... Exhilarating! Did you slay the impostor? Groot: I am Groot.
Rocket Raccoon: How are you STILL hungry? We just had a "glorious victory feast" with Angela 2 hours ago! Drax: I too desire sustenance! Perhaps we can locate an establishment that serves grilled orloni? Rocket Raccoon: And who do you think is gonna pay for it? Besides, orloni tastes like cardboard! Groot: I am Groot! Rocket Raccoon: I don't care if it's a "delicacy!" It's insanely expensive, and we're strapped for cash after our last jaunt across the Battlerealm. Drax: Then we must accrue funds, then feast like Champions!
- Transmission #1 - Upon starting the Quest
Rocket Raccoon: I suppose we could track down the Collector. He never paid us for that Gem we gave him, but I don't even know where to look for him... Groot: I am Groot. Star-Lord: Just relax. I can find the Collector. I know a guy. Drax: What does that have to do with anything? I, too, know many guys. How will that help us locate the Collector?
Gamora: Let's just find this "guy" Peter mentioned, okay?
- Transmission #2
Star-Lord: Hey, there he is!
Howard the Duck: Well if it isn't Peter Quill and his merry band of morons. Star-Lord: Good to see you too duck face! Where's your roommate? Howard the Duck: Hyperion? We needed a few groceries so he ran off to get some locally sourced space milk or something. What are you guys doing here? Star-Lord: We uh... We're actually looking for the Collector. He owes us for a job we did a while ago, and Groot here is craving grilled orloni somethin' fierce. Howard the Duck: Eugh... Grilled orloni? Aren't those things like all gristle? Anyway, I've heard reports of Collector forces up ahead. Keep heading in that direction and you're sure to bump into 'em. Drax: Thank you for your assistance, tiny avian. Rocket Raccoon: Alright big guy, it's rude to stare, let's go.
- Transmission #3
Star-Lord: This is where Howard said the Collector's lackeys would be, but I don't see anyone... Gamora: It looks abandoned. Are you sure we didn't just walk into a trap? Drax: I knew we should never have trusted a talking animal! Rocket Raccoon: Drax, I'm standin' RIGHT here.
Kang the Conqueror: Greetings Guardians! I have -- Groot: I AM GROOT! Rocket Raccoon: Get 'im Groot! Kang the Conqueror: Wait! I'm not here to --
- Transmission #4 - Before fighting Kang the Conqueror
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