Stranger in a Strange Land is the second Quest in the first Chapter in the Story Event X-Machina.
Battles[]
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Dialogue[]
Caption: Defeating Iron Man, Sunspot tells you it's best if you leave. He asks that you use your skills to locate his asset and return it to him.
Caption: As you wander through the Battlerealm, a familiar voice calls out to you...
Deadpool: Oh Summoneeeeeeeeeeeeer. Deadpool: It's your favorite rule-breaking butt-kicking breath-taking smack-talking... Deadpool: I forgot where I was going with this but boy-howdy do I have some news for you! Deadpool: I. Deadpool: Have. Deadpool: A son!
- Transmission #1 - Upon starting the Quest
Deadpool: Now, I know what you're thinking: Deadpool: How is that both medically and legally possible? Deadpool: Fate! Deadpool: It's fate!
- Transmission #2
Deadpool: He's right over here - look! Isn't he cute? Look at those rosy cheeks on that cherubim face!
Warlock: <output-query> SelfFriend Doug? Deadpool: Listen, Robopool, I told you that's the Summoner. Quit yammering on about this Doug fellow! Didn't you see that new Thor movie? Doug is dead! Deadpool: Hey, Summoner, you should see his Special Attacks. We've been watching Internet videos and playing video games all day. He's really impressionable! Deadpool: Good thing I found him and not someone like Colossus. Big Red is as boring as a bag of rocks and he sucks! Deadpool: (But not for long!)
- Transmission #3
Deadpool: Ah, I'm so happy to be a co-parent with you Summoner. Deadpool: I think this turn of events calls for a celebration, and what other way to celebrate in the Battlerealm than consuming as much ISO-8 as possible? Warlock: <input.unclear> What ISO-8 is? Deadpool: Oh-ho-ho-ho you're in for a treat Robopool! It's only the greatest thing ever! It makes you feel... alive! It's like a shot of adrenaline right into your eyeball. Deadpool: Which is absolutely not something I'm familiar with. Deadpool: Alright, this is the spot. Now, to open then fence with a completely normal amount of force... Warlock: Why <entity-designatefriendpool> need break in? Deadpool: Awww, he knows his daddy! I'm so happy, I'll let that completely uncalled for accusation slide.
- Transmission #4
Warlock: <input-iso-8.error> Self feel unwell Deadpool: You're fine! Just fine. Here, have some more. I love the Tech ISO-8 the most; the forbidden fruit! Warlock: <input-mouthoverload> Self not... <no subroutine available> Deadpool: Ha! Look at his wacky face! It's like letting a baby suck on a lemon!
- Transmission #5
Caption: A few hours later...
Deadpool: Sum... Summ... Summoner I gotta... that... is... some crazy strong ISO-8. Deadpool: WAIT. Deadpool: WHERE'S MY... WHERE'S MY... SON! MY BABY! HAS ANYONE SEEN MY BABY?! Deadpool: YOU LOST OUR SON! YOU'RE A BAD CO-PARENT!
- Transmission #6 - Before fighting Deadpool
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