The Dog Ate My Time Machine

The Dog Ate My Time Machine
Information
Story	GPL
Chapter	3
Quest	1
Continuity
Previous	Back for Seconds
Next	Party Looper

The Dog Ate My Time Machine is the first Quest in the third Chapter in the Story Event Gwenpool: Agent of C.A.B.L.E..

It is preceded by Back for Seconds and succeeded by Party Looper.

Dialogue

Captain America: Summoner, over here.
Captain America: I've seen enough tyrants fall to know it's not impossible. We need your help to take down The Collector and free ourselves.
Vision (Age of Ultron): Captain, perhaps we should not involve more people. The more ears that hear our whispers, the more chances for us to be discovered.
Captain America: We don't have many options, Vision, and The Summoner is powerful... Please Summoner, the meeting is close by.
- Transmission #1 - Upon starting the Quest

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Gwenpool: Summoner! Wait! Who's in charge of The Contest?!
Captain America: Who are you?! Did The Collector send you?
Gwenpool: The Collector! Phew! I was worried I'd gone back to that weird timeline with the insufferable moron.
Gwenpool: Well, this is close enough. I came here to tell you that --
Old Man Logan: Listen, bub. We got some serious business going on here, and you're gonna blow our cover. Get lost!
Gwenpool: Wait! No! I'm not just another annoying Deadpoo --
Old Man Logan: I don't care who you are. You're not wearing any pants, and that's enough for me to know I don't like you.
Gwenpool: Ugh. Whatever. I'll be back!
- Transmission #2

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Quake: Just ask the Summoner, The Collector is too preoccupied with his little "improvements to The Battlerealm" to see us escape!
Vision (Age of Ultron): Miss Johnson is correct. The Collector has only devoted 12% of his mental capacity to our imprisonment. A record low.
Doctor Strange: You're not wrong that he's planning something, but you're woefully blind to the reasons. Something much bigger is afoot. If we escape now, we risk walking into a much larger battlefield!
Captain America: Great point, Doctor.
- Transmission #3

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Quake: I can't believe this! You all agreed to be part of this team, and now you want to sit and do nothing?!
Doctor Strange: Can you see into the future, Inhuman? I thought not. We must exercise caution or we risk destroying ourselves and all others in The Battlerealm.
Gwenpool: Oh man, this is more intense than the last two. Lemme grab some popcorn.
The Collector: Hahaha, such simple creatures, bickering over which futile endeavor they ought to pursue. Miss Walters, if you will.
Gwenpool: Wait, wasn't the mind-controlled Hulk from the first quest a boy?
She-Hulk: OBJECTION! LEADING QUESTION!
Gwenpool: Ohhhhhhh Snap! Here we go!
- Transmission #4 - Before fighting She-Hulk

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