Total Jerkface

Total Jerkface
Information
Story	KFD
Chapter	2
Quest	2
Continuity
Previous	Missing Marvel
Next	Mirror Match

Total Jerkface is the second Quest in the second Chapter in the Story Event Kamala's First Day.

It is preceded by Missing Marvel and succeeded by Mirror Match.

Dialogue

She-Hulk: Good stuff, Kamala! We'll find Captain Marvel yet, don't you worry.
Ms. Marvel (Kamala Khan): Thanks for your help, Ms. Walters. I know we will!
Agent Venom: Heyyy, sounds like a damsel in distress to me. Don't worry ladies, I'm on the case.
Ms. Marvel (Kamala Khan): Wha--who the heck are you?! There's no "damsels" here, bicep brain!
Agent Venom: Don't sweat it, kid. I got this, promise!
Ms. Marvel (Kamala Khan): >:(
- Transmission #1 - Upon starting the Quest

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She-Hulk: I don't think we need your help, soldier.
Agent Venom: You definitely need me. You see these guns? Plus, a little girl can't be runnin' around here unsupervised.
Ms. Marvel (Kamala Khan): Oh, you did NOT! Do you even know what year it is?!
- Transmission #2

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Agent Venom: Look, I've had fun escorting you two, but I need to get to work.
Ms. Marvel (Kamala Khan): That is IT. I'm tired of your attitude, you chauvinist!
Agent Venom: Come on, what're you gonna do to me? Hit me with those tiny fists?
Ms. Marvel (Kamala Khan): Maybe... or maybe I'll--
Ms. Marvel (Kamala Khan): --EMBIGGEN!
- Transmission #3 - Before fighting Agent Venom

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